A/N: Hello, folkses! My name is. . . no wait. Hehe. . . okey-dokers, if my writing style seems, uh, "familiar", than its probably coz it is. Most folks would know me as Lynx Gunning, author of the Inu-Yasha fanfic "Unicorns and Gryphons" or somethin' like that. That's perty bad. I cain't even remember the title of my fanfics! I'm such a lame-o.

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I'm trying for a change of pace with this fanfic. Since I've done Anime fics out the whazoo, I'm gonna do an HP one now! First off, I would like to mention who I am including in my mutilation of friends (and enemies) images. Here's a list of all of the poor saps I get to annoy and bash, with their nicknames (if there are any).

-Katie Shaw (u dont mind if ur in this, do u?)

-Fatima Hussain (AKA Tora and Stupid Cousin!)

-Sidrah Mahmood (Stupid Cousin's, well, cousin! AKA Sid.)

-Lisa Rogers (Comic relief. Not like we'll need it! AKA Cheetah or Cheamu.)

-Lauren Widau (Lauren's such a loyal friend. Gullible, but loyal. AKA Kelso [she looks like Kelso off 'That 70's Show!'] )

-Alexa Piatek (Why? I dunno. AKA Lexie.)

-Nathan Record (Nathan bashing! AKA Arse and Baka!)

-Zachary Armentrout (MAJOR Zach bashing! AKA Sunshine, Zwitter [German: Halfbreed], and Sunset.)

-Katrina Cheeseman (Good friend. Goody-goody, but good friend. AKA Kayso[sp?].)

-Allison Reed (Obnoxious. Dull. The kinda person you wanna hurt for no reason. She's still my friend, though. AKA Coyote.)

-Epiphany Gallagher (ADHD victim. AKA Hyena.)

-Christian Ward (Ooookay. Don't ask me why HE'S in this, he just is. Friend bashing!)

Alrighty. . . I think that'll do it. Just a note:

Enemies: Nathan Record, Zachary Armentrout

Close Friends: Katie Shaw, Fatima Hussain, Sidrah Mahmood, Lisa Rogers, Lauren Widau, Allison Reed, Katrina Cheeseman, Epiphany Gallagher, Christian Ward

Just Friends: Alexa Piatek (awww. . . poor Lexie!)

Summary: Me and my friends invade Hogwarts for a year! Chaos, mayhem, and really loud music! Watch and listen as we proceed to confuse and dumbfound every single student in Hogwarts with our American slang, the :ab:normal nicknames, and the odd habit of constantly blaring Backstreet Boys! Rock on! Yes, I have managed to create a working boombox that works on Hogwarts grounds, and I have brought along half of my entire CD collection.