THE REAL AUTHOR'S NOTE:
As stated in the description, this is of course a parody, and it's a parody of what has become known as "the worst fanfiction to have ever existed." It was a Harry Potter story years ago that had become internet-famous because of its bad characterization, lack of plot, bastardization of the English language, and horrible sex scenes that are so so painful to read. Personally, I love it. It's so bad it's entertaining.
Because it's a parody though, I don't recommend reading this story unless you have a gist of what the original My Immortal was all about. Googling "My Immortal" or "worst fanfiction ever" should yield it on its first page if you're curious or brave enough.
I just have to put that disclaimer up there because I PROMISE you I am a much better writer than this! I'm just poking fun at it because poking fun at thing is what I do.
As far as the actual story goes, I will say that Amy (Or Banamy Cream Pie) IS based off of my real-life friend, and since I don't have a "luv of mah deprezzin life," I went ahead and replaced Justin with my dog, Edward. xD Also, shout out to my friend Mindy for coming up with the name Eclaira, though for something completely different.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) amy 4 helpin me wif ma storiez and jus bein awsom. U rok! Edward ur a gud boi u rok 2! WIR ROX!
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Hi my name is Eclaira Dark'Chocolate Mania Pigeon Reilly Jr. and I have long chocolate brown hair dat reaches my mid-back with white streaks (like an éclair that's how I got my name.) and icing-blue eyes like limpid tears. People tell me I look like Sarah Silverman. (AN: if u dont no who she iz den get da fukk out!) I'm not related to John C. Reilly but I wish I was because Ralph is a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale sugar cookie skin. I'm also an arcade cahracter and I live in a racing game called Sugar Rush where I alwayz get first place even b4 taffeta. (Im also way older like 20 so im cooler den dem.) I'm a goth (in case u cudnt tell) and I wear mostly black even tho Sugar Rush is real girly. Today I was wearing a black racing suit with pink icing lacy stuff 4 highlites and a racing helmet wif a big blu skull on it. I wore purpel boots and purpl fishnet wrist wormers with black licorish nail polish. I was walking outside da castle. It was snowing vanilla ice cream and raining soda water so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of hipster racers stared at me so I put up my middle finger att dem.
"Hey Eclaira" shouted a voice. It was... Wreck-It Ralph!
"What's up Ralf?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said quietly.
But da race waz starting so i had 2 go away.
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AN: Wuz it good? Plz tel me in da high scorez (revoiws.)