Hairy Pouterrr

by Soochgoodstoreees

This is dumb. And stupid. But I wrote it anyway. (I HAD TO TYPE OUT THIS INFORMATION THREE TIMES BECAUSE I KEPT MESSING UP FHWHNKGNW)

HERE WE GO.

I'M BACK.

UH-HUH.

'LESS DO DIS.

Warning: May contain very annoying misspelled words

Disclaimer: I do not own "Harry Potter" ;-;

THE WHOLE FURST MOOOOOVIEEEEEEEE

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"OMG" say Hairy pootur. "MY FAMULY SUCKZ." den the mean coosin boi PUNCH HAIRY! And hairy wuz all, "OHEMJESUS DUDELAY!" and duds waaas all,

"u suk hairy. Y don't u just go talk to a snake!"

so hairy DEEED.

"ohemjeeeee snake. I m mad at my stooped cooseen duderay.!" And snake wuz all;

"I feel u brah. MI MOM DOESN'T UNDERSTANDDDD MEEEEE. #emobroz4lief" AND THEN the snake made stooped cussin' fall into the pit AND ATE HIM ALIVE AND THEN EVERYONE WAAS ALL FRICK YAW AND - - no.

BUT THEN HAIRY PLOTTER GOT A ledder froom WEEZURD SCOOOL. AND HE MADE FRANDZ WITH SMARTFACE AND REDHEAD AND IT WUZ SO FREKKIN' HAPPY AND LIEK ALMOST NO ONE DIED AND IT WAS JUST

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u r welccme.

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