Vix: Hiya people~! I know that I really shouldn't be writing ANOTHER story when I can't even finish the ones I already have, but I couldn't resist!
Primir: Yeah…You really shouldn't Vix.
Vix: Shut Up Primir! You're being a big Meanie!
Primir: Hn. Idiot.
Vix: Wha-? You-You-YOU PRICK! SAY THE DAMN DISCLAIMER!
Primir: No Thank You.'
Vix: Wha-YOU HAD BETTER SAY THE DISCLAIMER, NOW!
Primir: And what are you going to do about it if I say NO?
Vix: Why You- You had better do it or I'll kill Chappy!
Primir: …0.0…NOOOOOOO! I'll Do ANYTHING! Just Leave Chappy Alone!
Vix: Okay…*Laughs Darkly*
Primir: *Gulp*
Vix: Now, be a good Plot Bunny and SAY THE DISCLAIMER!
Primir: *Squeak* Okay!
Vixen Owns Nothing But The Plot!
Bleach is owned by Tite Kubo, and The Harry Potter Series Is Owned By J.K. Rowling
Both: ENJOY~!
I was running through the streets of Rukongai, clutching my baby sister to my chest along with a meager amount of food wrapped in a tattered rag. "Get Back Here You Filthy Thief!" A harsh voice yelled at my back. "I'm sorry…" I whispered, "I'm sorry, but my sister and I need it…"
I kept running until I was back in the small shack my sister and I call 'home'. "It's okay Rukia," I said to my sister, "We're home…" "N-Nee-Sama…?" Rukia's small voice said, "C-Can we eat now…?" I looked into her dark eyes and smiled softly, saying, "Yes Baby Girl, We can." She grinned brightly and said, "Yay~!" I grinned and split the food, handing the larger portion to Rukia, before we began to eat.
"Well Well Well," A cruel voice said, grabbing my hair and yanking it, "What do we 'ave 'ere? What's a perdy lil' flowa' like you doin' in dis 'ere alleyway, huh?" I squirmed, trying to get away from the man, when he slapped me across the face. "Now now," he said, his face inches away from mine, "Don' Do dat! I jus' want ta have a lil' fun, dat's all. So stop yer squirmin' and be a good lil' Bitch for me, okay?" I could smell his breath, and I nearly vomited in his face-His breath smelled of rotting corpses.
"No way in Hell, you Cunt-Faced Bastard!" I spat. The man's face suddenly distorted into a gruesome sneer and he started to beat me into oblivion.
"Hey!" Suddenly, I heard a deep masculine voice cut through the punches and kicks of Dickless, "Just What do you think you are doing, Scum?" I don't know what happened after that, as everything went black.
I woke up to unfamiliar surroundings, when I heard a door opening and closing, followed by footsteps towards where I lay. "Ah," The voice of my savior said, "I see that you are awake." I looked up at him and saw a very handsome man with dark hair and eyes looking at me. "Wh-Who…? Where…?" I stuttered out in a questioning voice. "Oh!" The man blushed and said, "I apologise, my name is Kuchiki Byakuya. A-And you are in my home." I giggled at his nervousness, but stopped when I realized that I had no idea where my sister was. "Rukia!" I gasped, "Byakuya, do you know where my sister is?" I started to frantically look around, until I heard a small giggle. "You awre sooo funny Nee-Sama!" I looked over to where the voice was and I saw my baby sister standing next to a large door. "Ru-Chan!" I gasped, running over to where she stood and hugging her, "Thank Kami you are safe! You're not hurt, are you?" "I'm fine Onee-Sama!" Rukia giggled, "Buuuut, you might want to get some clothes on before Bya-Bya dies from blood loss~!" "Huh?" I said, "What do you-Oh!" I blushed like crazy when I realized that I was completely naked. "Eep~!" I squeaked, then I looked towards Byakuya, only to see him on the ground, in a puddle of blood originating from his nose. "Oopsies…"
"I now pronounce you, husband and wife…"
"Congratulations! You're pregnant…!"
"You're having twins…"
"No! Hisana! Don't leave me! Hisana…!"
"I am sorry, Hisana. You have a choice…Either go on to heaven, or be reincarnated…Also, should you choose to be reincarnated, you will regain your memories and body on your Fifteenth birthday…And yes, that includes your pregnancy… What do you choose Hisana…?"
"I…I choose to be reincarnated, Kami-Sama."
"And so it shall be…Good luck Hisana, You'll need it…"
"Ah!" I gasped, waking up, "I-I… remember…" I looked down to my abdomen, and saw, to my relief, a small bump, indicating my pregnancy. "Hey," I cooed, rubbing my belly, "Mama's here, you two. Mama remembers everything…" I closed my eyes and smiled, until I heard an unbearable screech, "GET YOUR UNGRATEFUL ARSE DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT! AND PACK EVERYTHING THAT'S YOURS GOT IT?!" I sighed, rubbing my now sore ears and replied, "Yes Aunt Petunia! One moment!" I gathered all of my belongings, got dressed in the most baggy clothes I had, and ran down the stairs.
"I'm ready Aunt Petunia." I said, "Where are we going, if I might ask?" She pursed her lips before saying, "We are going to Japan, to drop you off with your mother's twin brother." "What?" I asked, "I thought that you were my mum's sister…?" Now I was Really confused. If it were possible, she pursed her lips so tightly that they nearly disappeared before she gritted out, "Your Mother was my Adopted sister. You are going to live with your mother's twin brother-biological twin brother-Isshin Kurosaki." "Oh…" I murmured, "Okay…"
~Karakura Town Airport, Karakura Town, Japan~
"Jayde!" Aunt Petunia hissed as we landed, "We're here you wretched girl!" "Huh…?" I murmured sleepily, "Oh! Okay Aunt Petunia… Where do I go?" I saw her eye twitch as she said, "You are going to this address," She handed me a slip of paper before continuing, "and you are to hand this letter to your uncle as soon as you see him, understand Girl?" I nodded as she handed me the letter and a photograph of who I'd assume is my uncle. "Thank you," I whispered, "Bye…" She sighed and handed me a handful of money, saying, "This is for transportation fares. Use it wisely." She gave me a stiff hug before she left.
After she had walked off, I hailed a taxi. "Where to?" The cab driver asked. "Umm, this address please…?" I handed him the slip of paper that my Aunt had handed me and buckled myself in.
After about fifteen minutes of driving, the Taxi pulled over in front of a clinic. "That'll be ¥1,500 please." I handed over the correct amount, thanked the driver, and grabbed my belongings before I walked up to the door. I rang the doorbell and waited. "Hello?" I looked up and saw a tall, orange-haired boy with mocha colored eyes staring at me. "O-Oh!" I stuttered, "Um, Hi! My name is Jayde Potter… Erm, is an Isshin Kurosaki here…?" The boy blinked and shrugged saying, "Yeah. He's here…Oi!" He turned towards the house and yelled, "Goat-Face! You've got a visitor!" I blinked at him before I heard a loud voice yell, "IIIICHIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!" Both the boy-Ichigo- and I side-stepped the foot heading towards us easily, and I sweat dropped when I saw my uncle do a face-plant into the concrete. "Oi!" Ichigo yelled, "What were you thinking you idiot?! You almost killed your guest!" "Huh?" Isshin said, "We have a guest?" He got up and walked over to me. "Huh," He said, "We do have a guest… What's your name miss?" He was really close to my face and I gulped before I said, "U-Um, Well, you see…My name is Jayde Hisana Potter. My mom was named Akahana Lillian Shiba…" I took a deep breath and handed him the letter that Aunt Petunia gave me quickly. He opened it, and when he was done reading, he glomped me. "Ooh!" He said, dragging me into the clinic, "Jayde, You can stay in Ichigo's room until I can build another room for you, okay?" "Eh?" I heard Ichigo say, "What is going on?" "Well," Isshin said happily, "Ichigo, meet your cousin! She'll be staying with us until she graduates, okay?" "Err… Okay then…" That was all I heard before Isshin dragged me into Ichigo's room.
After I had unpacked, I was called downstairs for dinner. "Alright!" Isshin exclaimed, "Karin, Yuzu, this is your cousin, Jayde Hisana Potter…" I smiled and said, "Hello you two. It's nice to meet everyone…Hey, where's Ichigo…?" I looked around and realized that he wasn't here. "Yo!" I heard him begin to say, before Isshin launched into attack. After they had finished their fight, Yuzu brought in the food. Unfortunately, once I had one whiff of the food, I ran towards the nearest toilet, throwing up what little I had eaten earlier.
"Jayde!" I heard Ichigo yell, "Are you alright?" I smiled and said, "Yeah Ichigo, I'm fine…" I turned away and growled in what I believed to be a very low voice, "Stupid hormones… I hate being pregnant…" Apparently, I wasn't that quiet, as Ichigo froze and both he and Isshin yelled, "WHAAAAAAT?!" "Oops…" I said, "Erm, I'm kinda' err, pregnant…?"
After an hour of trying to calm both males down, I just gave up and went up to the bedroom. "Gaah!" I groaned in exasperation, "Those guys! The'ry annoying, aren't they Ms. Shinigami?" I looked over at the see-through form of a Shinigami who had just entered the room. She had ebony colored hair, deep violet eyes, and…Wait a second…"RUKIA?!" I screamed, causing her to jump into the air and scream. "Huh?!" She said, looking at me, "Who-Wha-YOU CAN SEE ME?!" I nodded slowly and said, "Yes, Rukia. I can see you." She was about to ask another question when Ichigo burst into the room. "Jayde!" He yelled, "What the-Who's that?" "He can see me too?!" "Hell Yeah I can see you! Who are you?" "That is none of your concern, Ryoka." "Eh?! Like Hell it isn't! You broke into My house, so therefore, it IS my concern!" "Oh? And What are You going to do about it, Berry-Head?" "Oh, That was too far, Midget!" "Who Are You Callin-"
I was fed up with all of their shouting, so I screamed at them both. "SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!" I yelled, "DO NEITHER OF YOU FEEL THAT HOLLOW THAT'S READY TO EAT US ALL?!" "Huh?" Ichigo said in confusion, "What do ya' me-" I kicked him in the face before he could finish that sentence and yelled, "Shut Up And Kill The Damn Thing Already!" Then I glared at Rukia in a way that practically screamed, 'THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, MAGGOT!' and they both scrambled away.
I watched as Rukia showed Ichigo her drawings while telling her story, and when she asked if there were any questions, I said with a sweat drop, "Yeah…Did you know that even Yachiru can draw better than both you and Byakuya?" "Ehhh?!" she screeched indignantly, "What's That supposed to mean?" "Well," I laughed, rubbing the back of my neck, "Neither you, nor Byakuya-Hime have ANY talent when it comes to drawing…In other words, your drawings are worse than a two year old's on a sugar high…"
Vix: So? How Was It? Please Review~!
Primir: Yeah. Also, the Baka will accept Constructive Criticizm.
Vix: *Demonic, Evil Voice* Be Nice Primir…
Primir: Eep! *Shiver* Y-Yes Ma'am!
Vix: Good Boy. *Pats Primir on the Head*
Both: See You Next Time~!