A/N:

Hermione: Hi!

Secretdestiny: Penguins are pretty.

Hermione: I say 'Hi!' and all you can say is 'Penguins are pretty'!

Secretdestiny: Ok then the sky is pretty

Hermione: Grrrrrrr

Secretdestiny: The sky is high and you said "hi" and up high in the sky where penguins do not fly is preetty

Hermione: double Grrrrrrr. Anyways, this is a really short chapter

Secretdestiny: Yea, well, we just want to know if people will like it. Because you know, we don't want to waist our time writing if nobody likes it, we could be doing other important things with our valuable time!"

Hermione: Like reading fanfiction, I absolutely love Ron/Hermione stories

Secretdestiny: I absolutely love penguins

Hermione: you don't love me!

Secretdestiny: Of course I do! Even more then chedder, but I love reviews more.

Hermione: me too, so the point were trying to make is…

Hermione and Secretdetiny: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~*~!~*~ The True Story of a Complete Fraud ~*~!~*~

"What's your name?"

"Rita Skeeter"

"What did you hear?"

"Everything" at this answer everyone exchanged worried glances.

"Why were you spying?"

"Mostly for the money, but some" at this she looked at Hermione "for vengeance"

"Were you always like this?" asked Harry

"Very interesting question Harry, but not completely necessary."

"No, but I have a right to know why she is such a bitch!."

"Very well, Rita you may continue."

And the stories began.

A/N: REVIEW!!!!!!!

Hermione: by the way, we do not own Harry Potter characters, we do not own these words, or letters for that matter, all we own is the order in which they appear.