'Fuck this is boring!'

I just sat there waiting for something damn exciting to happen already, I mean c'mon! This is freaking Halloween for crying out loud! It would defiantly be interesting if something were to happen this year and I wouldn't be stuck plotting for next year!

I was sitting up in my tree looking over the village that I had taken the liberty of frightening the hell out of these past couple Halloweens, it had been fun, a couple of accidents here and there but that was it! I mean really, I was tempted so many times to just reach out and strangle a kid just for something to do!

"Ugh!" I moaned jumping off of my tree and hitting the bottom with a light thump, I ran over to the next one climbing up to the top in a matter of seconds. I looked around from there to see if there was anything else exciting, but nope! Just some old folk getting their Jack-o-lanterns ready for lighting!

Well if anything at least I'd get to freak out some people!

"I bet I can scare more kids than you Jack!" I heard a fluttery female voice say.

I leaped off my tree I was on to then next one that was on the right of me.

"I'd like to see that happen!" a new male voice challenged.

I flew to the next tree until finally I saw them, it was the Tooth fairy and Jack-ass-Frost, 'What are they doing here?'

Just then a creature stepped out of the shadows that made me growl…