Author's notes: Have I ever mentioned that I hated Miaka more than I hate Himemiya...?
That's wrong... I don't hate Miaka-- I DESPISE MIAKA!!! Watch the series and
you'll probably figure out what drew me to write this. So, Miaka-lovers, watch
out.
DISCLAIMER: the tune obviously isn't mine, but the lyrics basically are. Miaka & the others
mentioned are character from Fushigi Yuugi, and are a property of Yuu Watase.

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BITCH
(sang to the tune of Merideth Brookes' "BITCH")

The world loves me today
I attract everybody
I know so I don't change
Lied to them so they would look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath, innocent and sweet

Tamahome's mine
Hotohori and Nuriko like me too
Some don't understand how they could be confused
Others pity them
Coz I'm a little bit of nothing with my hair do just like buns

I'm a bitch
Taka's lover
Tasuki's blind
Heika's blinder
My own seishis
Are all dead
And I do not feel ashamed
They all died
Coz of me
And I didn't even think
Of reviving them in any other way

All I do is scream
Watch Fushigi and you will know what I mean
Rest assured that all you'll hear is "Oh Tamahome!"
And "I love you Miaka"
At first we seem so sweet but then we will make you sick!

I'm a bitch
Taka's lover
Tasuki's blind
Heika's blinder
My own seishis
Are all dead
And I do not feel ashamed
They all died
Coz of me
And I didn't even think
Of reviving them in any other way

The poor men all fall for me, figure it out
And I make them all wait
Yes they are there, I do what I do, coz they'll come and save me!

I'm a bitch
Taka's lover
Over guys
I will hover
I am naked
All the time
And I do not feel ashamed
My seishis
Died for me
And I'm so stupid to wish
For myself over what is the best for them

I'm a bitch
I'm a witch
I'm a miko without brains
When they're hurt
When they suffer
It's because I'm without any cover
I am dumb
But I survived
Coz others died for me
And Watase wouldn't have it any other way