Hermione's Doxy Bites
Hermione quietly walked down the stairs to the kitchen at number 12 Grimmauld place. On her way, she got bitten by a doxy named Harold on her butt. She screamed, "OWWCH!!!!!"
The following screams of Mrs. Black yelling, "You filthy, half-blood traitors!!! Idiots from the idiot farm!!! Maggots of my sister's teeth who..." were then halted by curtains being pulled over her portrait.
As Hermione got into the kitchen, she quickly apologized for yelling, and then ate her breakfast. She finished her toast and marmalade, headed upstairs, and was going to get dressed when she felt an urge to listen to punk rock. She put on her blackest clothes, and then went to Tonks and asked her to magically turn her hair black.
She then went back downstairs and met Harry and Ron who were eating snails (they were in France, not London). They saw Hermione and screamed and ran to their room and hid for the rest of their lives because they were REALLY scared.
The reason Hermione turned punk-goth was because of the Doxy bite. She was never cured.
The End.
Hermione quietly walked down the stairs to the kitchen at number 12 Grimmauld place. On her way, she got bitten by a doxy named Harold on her butt. She screamed, "OWWCH!!!!!"
The following screams of Mrs. Black yelling, "You filthy, half-blood traitors!!! Idiots from the idiot farm!!! Maggots of my sister's teeth who..." were then halted by curtains being pulled over her portrait.
As Hermione got into the kitchen, she quickly apologized for yelling, and then ate her breakfast. She finished her toast and marmalade, headed upstairs, and was going to get dressed when she felt an urge to listen to punk rock. She put on her blackest clothes, and then went to Tonks and asked her to magically turn her hair black.
She then went back downstairs and met Harry and Ron who were eating snails (they were in France, not London). They saw Hermione and screamed and ran to their room and hid for the rest of their lives because they were REALLY scared.
The reason Hermione turned punk-goth was because of the Doxy bite. She was never cured.
The End.