Authurs notes: This story will blow your mind. That won't be the only thing being blown. Hur Hur Hur. This story is the best story you'll like, ever read, seriously. C:
One fateful night, Maya wanted a midnight snack. So she called up Phoenix what she should eat, so, he told her to go get some hamburgers, which was a stupid mistake, because she ended up eating all the burgers, she was so scary as she fought for those hamburgers, even Ronald McDonald who is secretly Lotta in disguise.. And that was the fateful event that started it all.
Maya went on a rampage, eating every burger in sight, until there were none left, and she was huge, causing clouted arteries, which some how gave her diabetes. And so, after this rampage, she went back to Phoenix, being even uglier then before, him and his fuck buddy Edgeworth were even more disgusted by her. Her fat kept getting in the way when they where trying to take off each others shirts, so they decided they would push her out the window, even though it was impossible and she was so fat she wouldn't fit through, they did anyways and succeeded. She dropped to the ground and became paralyzed from the waist down, and there forth became crippled.
Meanwhile, Acro, A.K.A Ken Dingling, or is proper name, Ken Stub, was very depressed all by himself in that hospital, with only his birds to keep him company and peck his stub. His stub was a magic stub, and every time the birds ate it, it would grow back. The whole reason he wore the blanket over his legs was to cover the birds, and his naked legs, so nobody could see what was going on under there. He would always have tea by himself, but after Maya had been put in the hospital, with Dr. Hotti as her doctor, who frequently molested her, she started joining him at the crippled tea party, sharing tea and talking about their frequent visits from Dr. Hotti.
"He always says everything's going to be alright before he puts is hands in my non-existent pants and molest me, but for some reason I never believe him," said Ken Stub, who secretly wants his brother, who ran off with Leon the lion.
This is how days went by at the crippled tea party, that had lots of fun and many interesting conversations. One of the things they frequently suggested was their escape. Maya wanted to go on her epic journey to find a place to hibernate for the summer, and Acro desperately wanted to find his brother, and some really great bird porno. Once they had decided their plan, they acted as soon as they could, because they really didn't want to face Ronald McDonald, even though Maya secretly had a fetish for him, she would never admit it, and somehow they managed to escape, even though it was impossible, and Dr. Hotti's grabby hands were all over them, they made it out, Acro to find his brother, and Maya looking for a place to hibernate.
Auther'ssss note; The next chap will be more epic then the first, Klavier and Apollo will come in!
….maybe.
:C