Disclaimer: I dun Own Yu-Gi-Oh. So don't sue me. For that anyway.
A/N: I wrote this at midnight during a sleepover with Kari-Chan (AKA KaibasChickie666.Go read her ficcie, About Ryou And Malik.) so bear with me please. I don't care if you wanna flame me. You're entitled to your opinion. I switch between 'J-sama' and 'I ' in this fic. they are both the same person. that's me. Ama is Japanese for slut or whore. so on with the fic.
One day me (that's J-sama), my mother(that's Kaa-Sama),my sister(Medusa), my other younger cuter sister(Mokuba -Cutie),Ama G.( next -door -neighbor -whore- person -that my -mommy -baby-sits)and Kari-Chan(who wasn't really there but is now for the sake of the story.), went to K-mart or Wal-mart or one of those 'mart' places. And since J-sama can spot the word yugioh from a mile away and the word Malik(even though it was spelled Marik) from even further, while they were walkin' past the action figure aisle in the 'mart' place she spotted this thing. This thing was MINI MALIK. But that came later. So J- sama and Kari-Chan and Mokuba-cutie(even though Kari-Chan wasn't really there.)were lookin' at MINI MALIK . J-sama decided that she had to have it. She grabbed it and took it to her kaa sama cant say no to and begged her for the little malik toy thing. She also made her mommy buy her a school book bag that wasn't yugioh, a yugioh calendar(04-05 but it was still 03 at the time. school shoppin', ya know?) 2 hoodies and a mini Joey key chain cause that's my favorite yugioh char ever even though im totally obsessed with malik. So we left the store and i was pretty happy with my purchases until i got home and actually opened my little malik toy thing. i was like what the bloody hell am i supposed to do with it now that its mine? its was way too small to put on my SHELF 'O' ACTION FIGURES. So Kari-Chan (who wasn't really there) suggested that i just stick him in my pocket. so I was like ok that's cool i guess. so into the pocket with mini key chain Joey and house key connected to mini key chain joey. At first J- sama felt a little silly with the little malik sama toy in her pocket but then she noticed that her luck was majorly improving. So one day J-sama and her Kari-Chan (who was really there that day) decided to name him MINI -MALIK -IN -MY -POCKET. And then one day in earth science because Kari-Chan and i were bored I cut off the base on him (mini malik i mean ) and let him freely walk around for the first time ever (to my knowledge.) so now mini malik happily lives in my pocket with mini Joey key chain all day long. except for when he's lost. which he often is . or being held for ransom by J-samas kaa-sama so she will clean her room. which she doesn't do often but did do recently. Other than that he lives in my pocket with joey-chan . they are good friends (even though Malik sama took over joey chans mind and tried to get him to get rid of the house key. joey chan gets very sad when mini malik gets lost because without mini malik he only has the dice ( which represent otogi- dork)and random change from J-samas lunch money and some notes from kari chan to hang out with.J sama suspests that there is more than just friendship between mini malik and joey chan but thats not really any of her buisness so it doesnt really matter. i also suspect that when i lose mini malik that he and joey got into a fight and joey kicked him out. except for that one time i lost him in the heating vent. that was a total disaster. but its also a story for another time.
A/N: I wrote this at midnight during a sleepover with Kari-Chan (AKA KaibasChickie666.Go read her ficcie, About Ryou And Malik.) so bear with me please. I don't care if you wanna flame me. You're entitled to your opinion. I switch between 'J-sama' and 'I ' in this fic. they are both the same person. that's me. Ama is Japanese for slut or whore. so on with the fic.
One day me (that's J-sama), my mother(that's Kaa-Sama),my sister(Medusa), my other younger cuter sister(Mokuba -Cutie),Ama G.( next -door -neighbor -whore- person -that my -mommy -baby-sits)and Kari-Chan(who wasn't really there but is now for the sake of the story.), went to K-mart or Wal-mart or one of those 'mart' places. And since J-sama can spot the word yugioh from a mile away and the word Malik(even though it was spelled Marik) from even further, while they were walkin' past the action figure aisle in the 'mart' place she spotted this thing. This thing was MINI MALIK. But that came later. So J- sama and Kari-Chan and Mokuba-cutie(even though Kari-Chan wasn't really there.)were lookin' at MINI MALIK . J-sama decided that she had to have it. She grabbed it and took it to her kaa sama cant say no to and begged her for the little malik toy thing. She also made her mommy buy her a school book bag that wasn't yugioh, a yugioh calendar(04-05 but it was still 03 at the time. school shoppin', ya know?) 2 hoodies and a mini Joey key chain cause that's my favorite yugioh char ever even though im totally obsessed with malik. So we left the store and i was pretty happy with my purchases until i got home and actually opened my little malik toy thing. i was like what the bloody hell am i supposed to do with it now that its mine? its was way too small to put on my SHELF 'O' ACTION FIGURES. So Kari-Chan (who wasn't really there) suggested that i just stick him in my pocket. so I was like ok that's cool i guess. so into the pocket with mini key chain Joey and house key connected to mini key chain joey. At first J- sama felt a little silly with the little malik sama toy in her pocket but then she noticed that her luck was majorly improving. So one day J-sama and her Kari-Chan (who was really there that day) decided to name him MINI -MALIK -IN -MY -POCKET. And then one day in earth science because Kari-Chan and i were bored I cut off the base on him (mini malik i mean ) and let him freely walk around for the first time ever (to my knowledge.) so now mini malik happily lives in my pocket with mini Joey key chain all day long. except for when he's lost. which he often is . or being held for ransom by J-samas kaa-sama so she will clean her room. which she doesn't do often but did do recently. Other than that he lives in my pocket with joey-chan . they are good friends (even though Malik sama took over joey chans mind and tried to get him to get rid of the house key. joey chan gets very sad when mini malik gets lost because without mini malik he only has the dice ( which represent otogi- dork)and random change from J-samas lunch money and some notes from kari chan to hang out with.J sama suspests that there is more than just friendship between mini malik and joey chan but thats not really any of her buisness so it doesnt really matter. i also suspect that when i lose mini malik that he and joey got into a fight and joey kicked him out. except for that one time i lost him in the heating vent. that was a total disaster. but its also a story for another time.