Riff Off

AN: Ok this has been floating around in my head for a while now, but I never had time to write it down. It's basically the riff off type of thing from pitch perfect except with no categories. When this popped into my head I was watching Pitch perfect and writhing a ROTG and Avengers crossover!

Well there they were. The guardians and the avengers in the middle of a snowy forest. They had met there for one reason. Jack said the guardians could beat the avengers anytime in a riff off. The rules where simple, One: any song aloud as long as it was in English and not a parody, Two: the opposing team must continue with a different song from a word from the previous song. Loki would be the judge of the completion. The first song must start from the beginning. Loki gives them an artist to start with, but after that I doesn't matter what artist or where the song starts.

"Ok so who's going to start?" Jack asked.

"You challenged us. You go first." Tony said.

Jack turned to the guardians who looked confused and a bit annoyed. Great I got Santa, who only knows Russian songs and Christmas carols, grumpy old Easter kangaroo and a silent sandman. Tooth is our only hope. Jack thought. Jack looked back to the Avengers. Thor had no chance, Tony most likely only know classic rock songs, Natasha and Clint looked too serious to listen to music, Steve and Bruce might know songs, but jack was unsure.

"OK let's start with Maroon 5." Loki announced.

"Ok, fine." Jack grumbled.

"Who?" North and Bunny asked at the same time.

"Just follow along." Jack said then started to sing. "I'm at a payphone trying to call home all my change I spent on you! Where have the times gone baby-"

"Baby, baby, baby. Ohh! Like baby, baby, baby, nooooo." Tony sang. Jack almost burst out laughing, but bunny beat him to it. "I'm baby, baby, baby ohhh! Thought you would always be Mine-"

"Mine. I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the end out for the ties that binds. Because you're mine, I walk the line." North sang. Bunny and Tooth joined in. "I find it very, very easy to be true-"

Natasha started to sing. "True colors. Shining through, I see your true colors, and that's why I love you, so don't be afraid to let them show, your true colors, True colors are beautiful-"

"Beautiful. only you saw what I can see, You'd understand why I want you so desperately, Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe, you don't know oh oh! You don't know you beautiful!" Bunny sang. Thor started too laughed, but the others where think of a new song. "Oh, oh, that's what makes you-"

"You can try to resist , Try to hide from my kiss, but you know, but you know that you can't fight the moonlight, deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart, but you know." Bruce sang and tony sang with him. "But you know that you can't fight the moonlight, No, you, can't fight it , It's gonna get to your heart-"

"Heart, And I your willing victim, I let you see the parts of me, That weren't all that pretty, And with every touch you fixed them." Tooth sang, but started to forget the lyrics. Jack joined in to help her. North and Sandy smiled at the pair singing. Bunny rolled his eyes. "Now you've been talking in your sleep, oh, oh. Things you never say to me, oh, oh. Tell me that you've had enough. Of our love, our love, Just give me a reason, Just a little bit's enough, Just a second we're not broken just bent, And we can learn to love again, It's in the stars-"

"Stars. Yeah, we'll be counting stars. I see this life, like a swinging vine, Swing my heart across the line, in my face is flashing signs." Thor interrupted them with a small smirk. "Seek it out and ye shall find, Old, but I'm not that old, Young, but I'm not that bold, And I don't think the world is sold, I'm just doing what-"

Jack smirked before he started to sing. They never saw this coming. "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! WHAT THE FOX SAY? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! WHAT THE FOX SAY? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! WHAT THE FOX SAY? Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! WHAT THE FOX SAY?"

Jack kept on singing. The Avenger looked shocked "How are suppose to sing off that! Is that even a song?!" Steve asked. Loki nodded.

Jack sang louder. "Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes. Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still. Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise. But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse-"

"OKAY you win! Now please shut up!" Clint yelled. The other Avengers nodded. Jack smiled.

"I told you so." Jack laughed.

"Jack, where did you learn that song?" North asked.

"Jamie and his friends listen to it all the time." Jack explained. Tony pulled out his Phone and searched the song on YouTube. The guardians and Avengers watched the video and by the end the song was stuck in their heads. "Just be thank full there was no Miley Cyrus or Aqua!"

"That was fun! We should do that more often!" Thor said with a huge grin of his face.

"Ok, rematch soon?" Jack asked.

"Yes!"

AN: That was fun to write. Might turn into a series of these kinda things.

Songs:

Payphone- Maroon 5

Baby- Justin Bieber

I walk the line- Johnny Cash

True colors- Artists Against

What make you beautiful- One Direction

Can't fight the moon light- LeAnn Rimes

Just give me a reason- P!nk

Counting stars- Onerepublic

the fox- Ylivs