I don't own FMA or Dynamite, otherwise I would actually have a life
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Dynamite by Taio Cruz, sung by Kimblee
Kimblee looked around the cell for the umpteenth time. It got boring there sometimes. Outside the cell he heard the guard cough, which gave him an idea to entertain himself.
"Yawn, I miss Ishval. It's so hard to go from there to here," Kimblee sighed.
"Shut up," the guard replied coldly.
"Do you want to know what it was like there? I could tell you," Kimblee smirked. Before the guard could reply, he burst into song.
I clap my hands both together sometimes
Saying EXPLODE!
Gotta blow up!
I wanna detonate and end some lives
Saying EXPLODE!
Baby, blow up!
I came to boom, boom, boom, boom
I hit the ground
'Cause that's my, job, job, job, job
I'm using some Ishvalan
souls, souls, souls, souls
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
Ye, ye
Cause it blows on and on and on
And it blows on and on and on
Yeah!
I clap my hands both together sometimes
Saying EXPLODE!
Gotta blow up!
I wanna detonate and end some lives
Saying EXPLODE!
Baby, blow up!
'Cause we gon' wreak havoc
We gon' go all night
We gon' set it off
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I was told once
Now I am told twice
We gon' set it off
Like it's dynamite!
I came to blast, blast, blast, blast
Get out the way me and my hands, hands, hands, hands
I got the job so I'm gonna do, do, do, it
I'm the Crimson, came here to ex-ter-mi-nate.
Ye, ye
Cause it blows on and on and on
And it blows on and on and on
Yeah!
I clap my hands both together sometimes
Saying EXPLODE!
Gotta blow up!
I wanna detonate and end some lives
Saying EXPLODE!
Baby, blow up!
'Cause we gon' wreak havoc
We gon' go all night
We gon' set it off
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I was told once
Now I am told twice
We gon' set it off
Like it's dynamite!
I'm gonna make it burst like,
I'm gonna be the last one laughing,
I'm alone and all I
I'm gonna be the last one standing
'Cause I, I, I convulsed it
And I, I, I
I just want it down, I just want it down
I'm gonna put my hands together
Hands together
Put your hands together
I clap my hands both together sometimes
Saying EXPLODE!
Gotta blow up!
I wanna detonate and end some lives
Saying EXPLODE!
Baby, blow up!
'Cause we gon' wreak havoc
We gon' go all night
We gon' set it off
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I was told once
Now I am told twice
We gon' set it off
Like it's dynamite!
Kimblee started panting, totally out of breath. "So, how did you like it?"
"Dear god, how did I get stuck here!" the guard cried out to no one in particular.
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Really, its sad how many synonyms there are for explode.
Anyway, that's one of the two parodies I could think of for now (I'll post the next one soon) so send in a request in a review! Just write the song, artist, and main character you want. But I wont do a purely romance one, cuz I suck at those. So unless you want this to end soon, SEND IN A REQUEST! I will try my best to do them all.