[[Hello, all you happy people. You are probably wondering why the heck I am writing some more sucky oneshots when I could be writing my stupid Cinema Shock crackfic. Well, I'm going to tell you.

Once again, I have a vague idea of the outcome of the next chapter but I can't think right now. I will probably end up doing another improv chapter like with Ace Korea's part 2.

Nonetheless, I am bored right now anyway and I always find a lot of inspiration in these spazzy Asians. Most of it will be China, Hong Kong and Korea, but I might put in Taiwan and Japan and Thailand if I'm bored enough.

Please enjoy these epic fails that I call quickies.]]

"I am not!"

"Are too."

"Am not!"

Now, as a reader, you are probably thinking, "What in all the world are they arguing about, and who's arguing?" Well, I'm going to tell you.

Hong Kong and Korea were fighting once again when Hong Kong said that Korea was just a dope. In his defense, Korea said he was very smart. Hong Kong doubted it. Thus, the arguing you were just reading happened.

"I am awesomely smart, da ze!" said Korea. "You don't know what you're talking about."

Hong Kong gave him one of those looks. "Out of everyone here, I think I DO know what I'm talking about, South Korea."

"Tch! You used my full name, da ze!"

"Sure did."

"You must think I'm stupid, do you?"

"Yep."

"Fine then." Hong Kong took a piece of paper from his desk and showed it to Korea. "Let's prove it. This is a really complex math formula. Think you can solve it?"

"Sure, da ze!" Korea took the paper out of Hong Kong's hand and started working.

Nice job, Hong Kong thought to himself. This should stump him.

"Done!"

Korea held up the paper, which had a bunch of math written on it with an answer circled. "That's child's play, da ze! Don't you have anything harder?"

Hong Kong felt a little weirded out. He had asked China to help him with the same problem earlier and China couldn't figure it out for heck. How did Korea do it? And so fast?

"Here," said Hong Kong, giving Korea a workbook. "Fill that out."

"Algebra? Seriously, da ze?"

Hong Kong nodded. "The entire thing."

Korea eyed him a minute, then shrugged. "OK, whatever, da ze!" Smiling like usual, he started working.

Hong Kong went to the kitchen to grab a snack, and came back at least five minutes later. He leaned on the doorway, munching the pork bao as Korea kept working.

Three minutes later, Korea said, "Done!"

"WHAT?" Hong Kong said, his usually deadpan eyes widening slightly.

"Why do you keep giving me easy stuff? Or are you just testing me, da ze?" Korea's haircurl made a sarcastic face, alerting Hong Kong to what he's thinking.

"You gotta be cheating or something!" Hong Kong took the workbook away and studied it. Math was written everywhere. Each space was filled.

"Why? And what does math have to do with being smart, da ze?" Korea asked curiously.

Hong Kong eyed Korea, and groaned.

And so, it was proved that while Korea has a sort-of-clueless personality, his overall intelligence surpasses that of the notable Deadpan Snarker Hong Kong.

Who knew?

[[God, that was dumb.

I forgot to mention, these are actually headcanon-based, because I have crazy headcanons. Anyway, the story behind this quickie is that Hong Kong never noticed that underneath Korea's hyper nature, he's remarkably smart.

Believe it or not, it's kind of canon.

A second headcanon I used here is that Korea's haircurl's face changes based on Korea's inner thoughts. Even if he's saying one thing, his haircurl will portray what he's actually thinking.

I'm sorry, I made Hong Kong soooo OOC. It's pathetic.

Sumimasen.

Hetalia doesn't belong to me, because if it did, I'd be rich.

Blah blah blah. Bye.]]