Lol, this sucks, big time, I came up with this idea when my mum came in and said she had bought a plant and it needed repotting urgently. Just thought I'd share and (hopefully) make you smile ^^

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR, or Kingdom Hearts : they own me

Warnings: Marly and Lussuria being themselves.

Edited for better ease of reading.It was another peaceful day at the Varia headquar- "EMERGENCYYYYYYY!!!!" Forget that.

A man with shoulder length layered pink hair that just screamed 'gay' burst into the lounge through a dark portal, with petals falling all around him, screaming

"Emergencyyyy!!!!! WHERE'S LUSSURIAAAAAA?!?" In a tone that suggested the end of the world was coming, and perhaps, to him, it was.

Squalo sat up from his chair glaring at the intruder, though that didn't seem to faze him as he grabbed Squalo and screamed again

"WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!" while shaking him in a rather desperate manner.

"I'm here darling~!" Was heard from the kitchen and the pink haired man immediately let go of Squalo, who fell on the floor limply muttering to himself.

"Lussuria baby! I need you! NOW!! It's terrible!" Lussuria who was currently wearing a pink frilly apron with 'kiss the cook' written on it gasped

"What is it Marluxia darling!?" the man, now named Marluxia grabbed Lussuria and ran off with him

"No time to explain! It's an emergency!!" and promptly dragged him into a dark portal, running out at the other end into the garden of castle Oblivion. "Quickly, quickly! Before it's too late!"

And they skipped – yes, skipped – deeper into the garden, stopping in front of a rose bush that appeared to be wilting slightly

"Quickly Lussy honey! You need to shine on my babies to make them better!" Lussuria gasped once again.

"Oh my! You poor things~!" And promptly used his ring to shine on the rose bush, which recovered and was in full bloom within seconds. "There you go Marly baby! All better!" Marluxia sighed in relief.

"I owe you my life! Would you like some tea and biscuits seeing as I dragged you all the way here? I could also show you our new collection of Organization XIII coats we just received!" Lussuria wagged his hips and cupped his face with his hands

"I'd love to Marly!"

Meanwhile, as the two relatively blatantly gay men chatted while admiring the new arrival of coats and having tea and biscuits, the rest of the Varia were trying to put out the castle which had caught light. Apparently, the cooker had been left on.