Harry Potter Black Ops
This is what would happen if there was an online Hogwarts Black Ops game.
Severus Snape signs in.
Severus: Severus Snape has to kill the Gryffindors.
Gryffindors: OH SHIT! WE'RE SCREWED! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!
Draco: I always knew this day would come.
Slytherins: All Hail Slytherins.
Ron: OH BLOODY FUCKING HELL!
Harry:*sighs* oh fuck my life
Meanwhile somewhere in Hogwarts Dumbledore was having tea with Minerva.
Minerva aka Cat Lady: This is some delicious tea Dumbledore. Where did you get this tea from?
Dumbledore: The people from Starbucks are truly amazing.
Random person: WAH! HELP ME MOMMY!
Dumbledore:*sighs* So Snape finally snapped.
Minerva aka Cat Lady: Indeed. So where is this Starbucks place located?
Dumbledore: You just get on your broomstick take a left near where Charlie the Unicorn is and just go straight in the forest with the fire breathing dragons then you will see it.
Somewhere far far away from Hogwarts where snakes live Voldemort is currently on his laptop.
Voldemort: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHA- Ratman get me some chocolate milk.
Ratman: Yes, m-my l-l-lord.
Voldermort:*spits out the milk* DIE! *takes out his gun* AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hmm where was I? oh right I was laughing. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The next day in Potion Class
Hermoine: What's wrong with you guys? You look traumatized.
Ron:*starts crying*
Harry:*hugs Ron* It's okay Ron I know how you feel :(
Gryffindors:*looked like they were going to vomit*
Slytherins: S-S-S-Slytherin! S-S-S-S-Slytherin! We are the baddest s-s-s-snakes ever!
Snape: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The End :)
Author's Note: So what did you think of my cracked up Harry Potter story? Me and my friend made it up during school. Although I was the one who did most of the work but she did provide some assistence with it. And no I do not do drugs...maybe. Although there might have been some type of drug in the water I drank from that wanter fountain. Anyway make sure to review or Harry might get raped by Voldemort and we all know nobody wants that then again some people do want that. Okay I change mind both the people who want Harry to get raped by Voldemort and the people who don't want Harry to get raped by Voldemort review cause reviews are like yaoi to me.