Cid Battles:
We join the Final Fantasy Cids (from FF4-FF9) discussing the greatness of their journies:
Cid FF4: Well, I'll tell you, not only did I supply the heroes with an airship, I joined them on some of their quests!
Cid FF7: So what? I not only gave my group and airship, I became the leader of them at one point! Yup, good ol' Cid Highwind taking charge!
Cid FF8: Er, well, I don't know about airships, but I'm the headmaster of a whole acadamy that trains SeeDs, and their the toughest around.
Cid FF5: ....I like machines.
Cid FF9: I joined up with my friends. And not only that, I was turned into a bug and later into a frog! Oh, and I'm an airship expert and the regent of a castle.
Cid FF6: I worked for a powerful empire and experiment with magic beings.
Cid FF7: Heh heh, you never even joined the heroes of you journey.
Cid FF4: Yeah, and neither did you!
Cid FF8: Who cares, I'm smarter than all of you.
Cid FF7: Then I propose a challenge! All of the Cids who joined the heroes at one point or another against the Cids who sat around and just gave information! The losers pay the winners 5000 gil each!
Cid FF8: Hmm, well, that makes the magic expert Cid and the one that....likes machines on my team.
Cid FF4: And I've got Highwind and the regent on my side.
So they went off to a series of challenges. The first event was the invention round. Each group must make an object that can fling a stuffed moogle. The group that manages to fling the moogle doll further wins. There are tools and parts for both teams, and pleanty of them.
Cid FF8: Easy, we need a catapult.
Cid FF6: I'll take care of building.
Cid FF5: I like making machines.
Cid FF6: O...k, you can do the building while me and the headmaster design it.
To the other group of Cids:
Cid FF9: Alright, we should make a steam powered engine that will cause a lever to gain more momentium that if someone dropped a boulder on it.
Cid FF4: I guess we could give it a shot. Highwind, do you have anything that will heat water to make steam.
Cid FF7: That's easy, the regent can make the engine, I'll just make some hot water.
And to the other Cids:
Cid FF8: Ok, we designed it, you build it.
Cid FF5: Got a wrench, bolts and nuts? I don't like using flat head screwdrivers or slotted screws.
Cid FF6: You don't need a damn wrench. Just stick to the design!
Cid FF5: But I wanna wrench!
The other Cid group:
Cid FF4: Ok, the steam engine's not working very well.
Cid FF7: Just @#$! great! We got a piece of crap filled with hot water and giant lever.
Cid FF9: Maybe if I make a few adjustments.
Back to the "Catapult Cids"
Cid FF8: FOR THE LAST TIME! WE'RE NOT CHANGING THE WHOLE DESIGN SO YOU CAN HAVE A WRENCH!
Cid FF5: Geez, alright, I use the stupid screwdriver.
Cid FF6: You know what I just realized....
Cid FF8: What?
Cid FF6: I've been dead for about a year now.
Cid FF8: @#$&%!
To the "Steam Engine Cids"
Cid FF9: There, let her rip!
Cid FF4: ::turns it on:: ::it breaks again:: It's still not working!
Cid FF9: What?!
Cid FF7: I don't have time for this damn $#%@ ::lifts engine and throws in on lever:: ::stuffed moogle flies 240 Ft:: Hell yeah!
And back at the "Catapult Cids"
Cid FF8: So if you're dead, then how....
Cid FF6: Let's keep it quiet, we have enough problems.
Cid FF5: It's done! The catapult is done!
Cid FF8: Well, go ahead and fling the moogle doll, it seems the others got over 200 feet.
Cid FF5: ::pushes button:: ::catapult spins 360 degrees and moogle doll falls on the floor next to Headmaster Cid::
Cid FF8: YOU IDIOT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Cid FF6: ::hold the headmaster back:: Calm down, it's not the end of the world.
Cid FF8: Just one little punch, please! It'll be quick!
We join the Final Fantasy Cids (from FF4-FF9) discussing the greatness of their journies:
Cid FF4: Well, I'll tell you, not only did I supply the heroes with an airship, I joined them on some of their quests!
Cid FF7: So what? I not only gave my group and airship, I became the leader of them at one point! Yup, good ol' Cid Highwind taking charge!
Cid FF8: Er, well, I don't know about airships, but I'm the headmaster of a whole acadamy that trains SeeDs, and their the toughest around.
Cid FF5: ....I like machines.
Cid FF9: I joined up with my friends. And not only that, I was turned into a bug and later into a frog! Oh, and I'm an airship expert and the regent of a castle.
Cid FF6: I worked for a powerful empire and experiment with magic beings.
Cid FF7: Heh heh, you never even joined the heroes of you journey.
Cid FF4: Yeah, and neither did you!
Cid FF8: Who cares, I'm smarter than all of you.
Cid FF7: Then I propose a challenge! All of the Cids who joined the heroes at one point or another against the Cids who sat around and just gave information! The losers pay the winners 5000 gil each!
Cid FF8: Hmm, well, that makes the magic expert Cid and the one that....likes machines on my team.
Cid FF4: And I've got Highwind and the regent on my side.
So they went off to a series of challenges. The first event was the invention round. Each group must make an object that can fling a stuffed moogle. The group that manages to fling the moogle doll further wins. There are tools and parts for both teams, and pleanty of them.
Cid FF8: Easy, we need a catapult.
Cid FF6: I'll take care of building.
Cid FF5: I like making machines.
Cid FF6: O...k, you can do the building while me and the headmaster design it.
To the other group of Cids:
Cid FF9: Alright, we should make a steam powered engine that will cause a lever to gain more momentium that if someone dropped a boulder on it.
Cid FF4: I guess we could give it a shot. Highwind, do you have anything that will heat water to make steam.
Cid FF7: That's easy, the regent can make the engine, I'll just make some hot water.
And to the other Cids:
Cid FF8: Ok, we designed it, you build it.
Cid FF5: Got a wrench, bolts and nuts? I don't like using flat head screwdrivers or slotted screws.
Cid FF6: You don't need a damn wrench. Just stick to the design!
Cid FF5: But I wanna wrench!
The other Cid group:
Cid FF4: Ok, the steam engine's not working very well.
Cid FF7: Just @#$! great! We got a piece of crap filled with hot water and giant lever.
Cid FF9: Maybe if I make a few adjustments.
Back to the "Catapult Cids"
Cid FF8: FOR THE LAST TIME! WE'RE NOT CHANGING THE WHOLE DESIGN SO YOU CAN HAVE A WRENCH!
Cid FF5: Geez, alright, I use the stupid screwdriver.
Cid FF6: You know what I just realized....
Cid FF8: What?
Cid FF6: I've been dead for about a year now.
Cid FF8: @#$&%!
To the "Steam Engine Cids"
Cid FF9: There, let her rip!
Cid FF4: ::turns it on:: ::it breaks again:: It's still not working!
Cid FF9: What?!
Cid FF7: I don't have time for this damn $#%@ ::lifts engine and throws in on lever:: ::stuffed moogle flies 240 Ft:: Hell yeah!
And back at the "Catapult Cids"
Cid FF8: So if you're dead, then how....
Cid FF6: Let's keep it quiet, we have enough problems.
Cid FF5: It's done! The catapult is done!
Cid FF8: Well, go ahead and fling the moogle doll, it seems the others got over 200 feet.
Cid FF5: ::pushes button:: ::catapult spins 360 degrees and moogle doll falls on the floor next to Headmaster Cid::
Cid FF8: YOU IDIOT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Cid FF6: ::hold the headmaster back:: Calm down, it's not the end of the world.
Cid FF8: Just one little punch, please! It'll be quick!