Hey Guys. This is my Blah Blah story. Because basically it is blah.
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Bella, Edward, Alice, Rosalie
Hey People Of Earth!
Or rather, people of the weather channel… Because not everybody on the Earth watches the weather channel, although they should. Because I mean, what if it was going to rain. Then the people who don't watch the weather channel wouldn't bring their umbrellas to whatever unimportant, boring, event they are attending. Unless it's David Best! Ohhhh! He's so sexy…
Bella? What are you doing in there?
Huh? Wha-
Are you drooling venom?
No… No. I'm not.
And who is, David Best?
OMJ! How can you NOT know David Best?
OMJ? What is that?
OMJ! How can you NOT know what OMJ is!
Actually Alice what does OMJ mean?
Oh hey Bella! I didn't see you there!
I was standing right infr-
I'm sorry. What was that?
Never mind! What is OMJ?
It means…! Oh My Jasper. Because well Jasper is so yummy…
OME ALICE! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! YOU STOLE MY IDEA! YOU STOLE IT! I DID OH MY EDWARD FIRST! EVERYONEE KNOWS THAT THAT WAS- Edward? What? What are you laughing at?
You said that that… Hehe
Stop being so immature.
Ohmygosh! How could say that Bella?! That is like so totally out. Out I tell you! It's like, WTF! WTF man! Bro! Brover! Blad!
Edward have you been reading Carlisle's 'Language Of The Twenty-First Century' book again?
Maybe… YOU'RE GETTING OFF THE POINT! Bella! Who is David Best?
OME! He is like-
OME! Edward doesn't know who David Best is?!
OMJ! Why are you siding with Bella?! Oh My Edward is so old.
Hey!
Oh My Edward? It's Oh My Emmett? What are you on?
CRACK!
EDWARD ANTHONY MASON! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ROSIE LIKE THAT!
Rosie? WTF?! I'm only known as the following. -Ahem-
Rosalie
Rose
A Rose
A Beauty
Beautiful
Sexy
Queen Rosalie
Queen Ro-
Queen Rosalie?
Well actually, either Queen Rosalie, Queen Rose or, Queen-Miss-Beauty-Who-Is-Way-Way-Way-Way-Way-Way-Way
Rosalie! The point?
Oh. Sorry. Way-Way-Way-Prettier-Than-You-No-Matter-How-Much-Exfoliating-You-Do.
Right…
Okay then… Well. I'm going.
Where?
Dunno. Somewhere that isn't… here…
Ooo! I'll come with!
Well. I think you better be going to.
Wait!
What?
What were you doing in there?
Well… You know how the other day when I said 'let's go hunting' and you replied 'nah no way bruv', oh you know the day when you were bragging about reading a whole 4 chapters of Carlisle's language our century book thingy…
Yes I do recall. Oh! I mean… Yeah man I do recall. Blad.
Edward I'm not a man. And I am insulted you would assume so. Especially considering you have seen me naked.
Sorry.
As you should be. So anyway… We went hunting and then we had a race back here and you… won…
Ha ha!
Excuse me?
Nothing! It's just you were so confident you were going to be triumphant and yet you… weren't…
Edward I'm not stupid. I know you're fighting a smile. And you're losing because I can tell.
What? Like you were losing in the race! HA!
Edward!
Sorry love. Uh, I mean. Soz bruv.
Edward.
Wazzup?
I'm female.
Oh. Sorry.
ANYWAY! So when we got back I said randomly out of bordem 'You know, the weather outside has slight cold but fortunately it greets us with a small but warm breeze' and Em came up to me and said 'What? Training to be a weather reporter?' And so that got me thinking. Maybe I should be a weather reporter. And Alice could be my secret weapon. She could tell me what the weather is gunna be.
So you're attempt cheating.
Nooooo… ANYWAY! I was practicing for when I'm a famous TV star. Before YOU interrupted me.
You mean, weather forecaster.
TV STAR!
Weather forecaster.
TV STAR!
Weather forecaster.
TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR! TV STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright! TV star…