Shu
Zhuge Liang smart.
He best strategist.
Yue Ying smart too.
She marry strategist.
Zhang Fei drunkard.
He lose land.
Guan Yu blush.
He look like he wear makeup.
Pang Tong freak.
He midget and ugly.
Wei Yan odd.
He traitor and dumb.
Jiang Wei innocent.
He nice and smart.
Zhao Yun strong.
He beat up people.
Ma Chao fast.
He ride horsey.
Xing Cai annoying.
She sound squeak.
Guan Pin dork.
He not know go not be chinese game.
Huang Zhong old.
He old.
Liu Bei kind.
He help peasants.
Liu Shan retard.
He moron and make Shu die.