A/N: Yeah, I know I'm supposed to update the Clan and TSWPFOWTS; but I just couldn't get this idea out of my head. Revise to seperate things on 30/08/11.
Key:
Rip out his throat and feed it to TonTon! ~ Inner Sakura
You should totally do her. Like right now. ~ Inner Sasuke (pretty much Sasuke's deprived hormones manifested itself into a mental person; like Inner Sakura)
Heck yeah I will, but not here; too many witnesses/No I will not, you pervert. ~ Thoughts to Inner Sakura/Sasuke or enunciated words
He/She remembered that day….. ~ Flashbacks
Summary: She hated him. He tolerated her. She didn't like kids. He desired them. He is arrogant; and She's the baby-making machine. This is their story. AU; Drabbles. Non-massacre.
Drabble 1:
Of Baby-Making Machines and Arrogant Uchihas
Sakura's POV
"Marry me."
"No thank you."
"Well, why not Sakura?"
"Well, for one thing, I hate you. Is that enough Sasuke?"
"No, now marry me."
"N-O. Can you read the word that is coming out of my mouth?"
"Hn." And he walked away.
This was a daily routine for Sakura. She would be checking up on patients when Sasuke would come into the hospital with stupid and idiotic injuries; and only wanting her for a doctor. The hospital has to respect the patient's wishes (not to mention he was an Uchiha; what an Uchiha wants an Uchiha gets) so he got me. Every FREAKING day.
He would come in with the most absurd injuries. Once, he came in because he had a 'boo-boo and he wanted me to kiss it better.' I, of course, helped him come to the hospital for a reason. I threw him through a wall for wasting my time. I was almost sued by the Uchiha elders for injuring the new heir (yes, I did say new for a reason); but Sasuke dropped the charges claiming that I liked playing rough.
That baka.
Then rumors went around that Sasuke and I were dating, and he said they were true. I denied it (and I still do) but it's hard to when Sasuke is so darn convincing.
I'm going to castrate him.
Believe me when I say this, I darn do know how to do it too.
Anyway, the stupid injuries aside, he would ask me every time I heal him, and, you know what happens next.
He wasn't always like this. We used to be teammates (we still are) but now, it's a strained teammate relationship. We used to have a flawless teammate relationship; but now, it's messed up. All because of Itachi.
Yes, it's the (no longer a) clan heir Itachi.
How did this happen?
Well, he finally snapped. Not the 'I'm-going-to-kill-my-whole-clan-to-test-how-strong-I-am' crazy. But the, 'No-Father-I-will-not' crazy.
You don't say NO to daddy dearest (so glad he's not my father).
I wonder why he did it now (when he just keep getting stronger every day like the protégé he is) instead when he was a kid.
So, Itachi stepped down from being the clan heir and it automatically went to Sasuke. Sasuke knows the real reason why he did it; but he won't tell anyone.
Now, how do I fit into all of this?
Well, since Sasuke is the new clan heir and he's turning 18 soon, the Uchiha elders want him to marry and have an heir.
Since I'm the only one who he tolerates (he kind of has to since we're teammates), and won't rape him/stalk/steal his clothes all the time, he asked me. And asked me, and asked me, and asked me.
At first, I thought he was joking. The second time, I thought it was a joke (but it was slightly annoying) then on the third time, I thought it was annoying. And from the fourth time on, it was a nuisance. And I hate every second of it.
The first time he asked me, he said, 'Sakura, you're my teammate and best friend, will you marry me?'
I laughed.
The second time he said, 'Haruno Sakura, will you do me the pleasure of being my wife?'
I looked at him like he was on drugs.
The third time, he just said 'Marry me, and I promise you I will make you the happiest woman alive.'
I walked away (not after I punched him of course).
The fourth time and on, there wasn't no cheesy over-used line. It was just a, "Marry me."
And I say no and/or punch him for wasting my time with that ridiculous question.
Just because I had a crush on him when I was younger, doesn't mean I do now. I guess when I told him I loved him on Valentine's Day, was the biggest mistake of my young life.
Every time Naruto is there to hear Sasuke say that, he laughs and/or punches Sasuke for 'messing with his girl'. Yes, Naruto still has a crush on me, but I believe that he's slowly seeing Hinata in a different light so they'll be together anytime this year.
Of course this is Naruto, so you never know. He is called 'the most surprising ninja' for a reason, though.
Anyway, the whole point of my life right now is that Sasuke is arrogant and trying to turn me into a baby-making machine.
My life sucks.
A/N: So, what did you think? They'll eventually fall in love though, but not too quickly. I know Sasuke seems a bit too OC, but this is how I want Sasuke to be. Slightly perverted and arrogant, but still Sasuke. I will switch POV's every chapter, but I don't know yet. I'll figure it out. So, Read and Review!