AN: I was bored so I wrote a bunch of random gibberish. I imagined them doing these things all through when I was writing and managed to spit out my Coke a few times. I hope you like it! R&R?

Harry was sitting in the common room when he noticed the sign in the corner of the room. It read 'Hogwarts talent show! Got a talent? Want to make a fool of yourself? Come to the first annual Hogwarts talent show! Featuring Fred and George Weasley!' Harry laughed. Fred and George being there would definitely impact the number of acts that would sign up. Maybe I'll do something…

Ron was thinking. Joining the talent show would mean that he was ready to be a school joke, but it did for everyone else too. Not joining would make him a chicken, but he was with Fred and George there. He knew Ginny was thinking about signing up, but what about Harry? If Harry was doing it, then he was too.

Hermione was not afraid of some dumb stage. Okay, a little. No, a lot. She had already signed up, and Fred and George being so smart, they made every name permanently stick to the sheet. No spell could reverse it. She was up for good. But her only problem was…what on earth am I going to do?

Ginny had a plan. She was in the library researching muggle songs when Hermione came in. "Whatcha doing Ginny?" Hermione asked lazily. "Oh just doing some research on what song I'm deciding to sing." Ginny said tiredly. "Hey wait! Your parents are muggles! Can you get them to grab me a CD, I can't find it anywhere here! It's…."

Draco made sure Pansy hadn't signed them up for a duet in the talent show for about the eighteenth time that morning. He wasn't frightened of the stage, just her. In his opinion, his marvelous singing voice was completely fantastic, but Pansy's made his sleek blonde hair curl. And that, my friends, was a tragedy. Of course I'm signing up! Who wouldn't want to hear moi in the flesh? I mean I am Slytherin Royalty. Hehe…I bet people will be lining up just to see me perform.

Professor Snape was in the teachers' lounge when word of a talent show reached his ears. "A talent show? Who's idea was this? What dimwitted-" Snape started. "Just so you know, Dumbledore takes great pride in his ideas." McGonagall said disapprovingly "Dumbledore? You mean this nutty idea was his? Oh dear god…" Snape said, truly disappointed. But things were going through his mind…is there a prize?

The night of the talent show came within the next week. Everyone was ready to perform when Fred and George came out on stage. "Welcome to the first annual Hogwarts Talent Show!" Fred shouted to the excited crowd. "And we will be-" "-Your announcers for the night!" Fred said, finishing George's sentence. "First up is someone very near and dear to us! She sings in the shower-" "She dances quite badly-" "And she hogs the bathroom! I'm pleased to introduce you to our friend, sister, and pet peeve,-" "Ginny Weasley!" Ginny came out wearing a white tank top, dark blue jean Capri's, and black high heels. Somehow Ginny managed to pull the simple outfit off to be formal. She looked rather flustered due to her brothers' rude announcement and quickly made to say at the least, hand gesture. Following her was Blaise Zabini, looking ready to kill. Something told Harry that Ginny had signed Zabini up without telling him. Music came from the CD player in the corner. It was definitely hip-hop, but nothing Harry had ever heard coming from Dudley's stereo. Blaise started talking first, then Ginny started singing.

Blaise:

Yeah lil mama you lookin good
I see you wanna play with a player from the hood
come holla at me, you got it like that
big Snoop Dogg with the lead Pussycat
I show you how it go down, yea I wanna throw down
me and you one-on-one, treat it like a showdown
you look at me and I look at you
I'm reachin for your shirt whatchu want me to do?

Ginny:

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I'm liking the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (Mama)
Who knows just how to get what I want and (Want and)
What I want to do is spring this on you (On you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (Told you)

You been saying all the right things all along
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see?
How these clothes are fitting on me
And the heat coming from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (Do)

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours

I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see?
How these clothes are fitting on me
And the heat coming from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe

Blaise:

Now you can get what you want but I need what I need
Now let me tell you what's crackin like it
I'm a show you where to put it at
PCD on me yea I thought I saw a puddycat
now roll with the big dog all 6 of y'all on me now tell me how it feel babydoll
Ashley, Nicole, Carmi, Jessica, Kimberley, Melody you tellin me

Ginny:

I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

After the song was over, many of the boys were staring with wonder at the stage where Ginny and Blaise were taking bows. "Very good performance by Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabini!" Fred shouted to the cheers. "But Zabini, we must warn you, if you EVER say ANYTHING like that to our sister again, we will personally take care of it." George said with a manic grin on his face. Blaise looked quite afraid. "Well next up is…

AN: Yay for random Gibberish! Well this is all one train of thought, so the second chapter should be up later today. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!