"How about.. we play a little game?", Embry called out. Gah, if theres one thing i hate more than those retarted vamps is playing 'games' with a pack full of horny werewolf guys. "What kind of game?", i asked hesistantly. " "umm..." it looked like Embry was still thinking. I hope he doesn't choose something disgusting. "Who can seduce the person the bottle lands on", Quil said with a grin. "And Leah can go first," he said, handing me the bottle that once held Dr. Pepper. Seth blurted out, "BUT I HATE SELENA GOMEZ! WHY WOULD I WANNA DO A MOVIE WITH HER?!?!?!". Sometimes i have no idea what is going on through my 15 year old brothers head. And i dont really wanna know. "What the hell, dude? We all know Selena Gomez is a lesibian who has a 3-some with Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus." Jake said. "NO WAY!!! Where did you hear that?!" Seth asked. "17 magazine. Taylor Admitted it". So all of a sudden no one was intrested in the game, but they were talking about Disney people? Really? I chucked the bottle to the floor. "QUESTION!!!!!!", Embry blurted out. "What could it possibly be this time?" i asked. He turned to face Quil. "So, uh, Quil. Um.. Do you use condoms with Claire?," Quil replied, "WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?! Claire is just 3 years old you PERVERT!!". "Pervert rhyms with sherbert!! Like the ice cream! YUM!" Seth shouted. "Do they make orange soda flavored condoms?" Sam asked. "YES! i used one with Rachel. She said it tasted yummy!" "I WANT TO TASTE ONE!!", Sam replied back. "Here" Paul said. "I keep some in my back pocket just in case, ya knoww?". "No, I really dont know.." Sam took the orange condom from Paul and licked it. I wonder if it tasted good.. I wonder who invented the vaccume cleaner.. Why are the walls in my bedroom pink? I hate the color pink.. These are the questions that haunt me.... "Is it good?" Jake asked. "YEAHH!" Sam answered. "umm, idea. how about instead of hanging around my house licking orange soda flavored condoms and talking about 3 somes going on between teen girls, we go to the movies?". I suggested. "And see what?" Seth asked. "Uhh, how about Nightmare On Elm Street?" I suggested. All of the guys said 'yes'. So i was thinking the answer to my question was 'yes'. "Okay". I said, standing up to go get dressed. I put on a pair of lime green skinny jeans on with a black shirt that had Invader Zim on it with black Converse High Tops. I walked out after brushing my short black hair. "You guys ready?" I asked, grabbing my purse. "Yeah" they all said in harmony. As we were walking out, people were mumbling excited nothings about going to see this horror flick. Embry shouted, "And it has Kellan Lutz in it! He looks like Emmett! And Emmett is hot!!!!!". Awkward silence...... "What?" Jacob finally managed to mumble. Embry looked down. And that, my friend had been the night we all questioned Embry's straightness.....
