Penguins: Story 2

There once was a penguin named Bob. Bob was bored one day and decided to go walking through the Amazon. Bob was walking along when he found another little penguin trapped in a HUGE spider web. Bob decided to help the little penguin, but found himself trapped as well. Along came the big spider that inhabited the web. The penguins were scared, and they had a good reason to. The spider came and ate the poor penguins. Then Bob's friend Susan came along and ate the spider (after freeing Bob and the other penguin first, of course). The penguins were so grateful they gave Susan, now incredibly fat, a gym all for herself. Bob still wanted to know who that other penguin was, so he asked him. The other penguin's name was Fred. Bob, Fred and Susan decided to continue their walk through the Amazon. They saw many animals, birds, fish, big cats (they did not see them for too long, though), and trees, MANY trees. Bob decided to climb one of the trees, but sadly, he fell, and died obviously. Susan decided to go get the nearest vet (who was only about 10,000,000 miles away) and brought him back. Susan was so exhausted; she fell asleep for 50 years. After she awoke, she found herself in the middle of the Amazon, now only about one square mile. She decided to look around the remains of the rain forest, and to her surprise, she found Bob and Fred. She was so happy she started jumping up and down so rapidly her spleen broke open from all the fat from the spider. The vet, who was still nearby, came and healed her spleen. Susan decided to continue her tour through the Amazon. Bob and Fred joined her. All was well from that point on.