Hi people! This is my first fanfiction so it might not be really good but I need to let my imagination go wild so please enjoy ^_^
oh and this is beta'd :| so the fucken emots are out :| people just dont know how to keep things to themselves :/
The prologue is set 2 years before naruto goes into high school :)
WARNING: So. There is a reason why its rated M, its GUYxGUY you know homo's and all that so if you don't like it, either run away or click that innocent 'back' button, oh and some cursing =)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters TT_TT if I did it would probably be waaaay different and really crap -.-'
So hope you like it :D
"speech"
'thought'
Prologue
"NARUTO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?"
"Umm...do what?"
"THAT!"
"Oh this~~~~ hehe I fell in some mud."
"Hmph now you just ruined your hair!"
"Hahah! Don't worry mum I can wash it out later in the shower."
~sigh~ "Why do I have such an idiot for a son. GO HAVE A SHOWER NOW!"
"Ok ok! Geeeez" 'why do I have such a scary mum… '
15 minutes later.
"Fwah~~ that was a good shower!"
"…..Where's mum?...…heeheehee …"
"Don't even think about it Naruto."
"WAHHHHHH! Don't scare me like that mum!"
~sigh~ "I swear Naruto, you are just….."
"Just what?"
"…don't worry, anyway we're moving to Japan in 2 days so get packing."
"..huh? I'm sorry but I think I heard you wrong, you just said that we're going to JAPAN?"
"Yes, yes we are, NOW GO AND PACK UP YOUR CLOTHES! YOUR DAD'S GONNA COME HOME SOON, SO GO GO GO!"
"yes ma'am!" 'so scary~~~'
1 week later.
"MANN! Learning Japanese is hard as~~~" ~sigh~ 'maybe I should explore a little while mum gets everything settled down'
"OI MUM! I'M GONNA GO OUT TO EXPLORE A BIT!"
"OK! JUST REMEMBER TO COME BACK BEFORE DINNER!"
"OK"
10 minutes later
~huff huff~ "who the heck are you?"
"Why should I tell some idiot my name, for all I know you could be a stalker?" a boy with black hair and black eyes said.
"HOW RUDE! I AM NOT A STALKER YOU DUCKBUTT HAIRED TEME!"
'duckbutt haired..' "Look who's talking, your the rude one and an idiot at that. You fail at speaking japanese."
"WELL! I couldn't really help it that I didn't know the first thing about Japan OR its language!"
"Why the hell did you come to Japan then?"
"I don't know, mum said that my great grandpa was from Japan and I should appreciate its culture or something." ~sigh~
"….So how are you talking Japanese when you only been here for 1 week not knowing anything about it?"
"What are you some retard? I learned it of course!"
"….never thought an idiot could learn Japanese in a week, can you write it?"
"WHAT? No! As if anyone could learn to read and write Japanese in 1 whole week!"
"No anyone could if they tried, you're just an idiot."
"…THEN NAME SOMEONE THAT DID!"
"Me."
"…..Nerd."
"No I'm just being smart, unlike you who is willing to be an idiot."
"WELL SORRRRY FOR BEING AN IDIOT I'M ONLY 14!"
"So am I."
"I AM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN! EVER! BELIEVE IT!" ~runs off~
"…" ' '..how cute...'
5 minutes later
"YO MUM! I'M BACK!" ~huff huff~
"NA-RU-TOOO! YOU ARE LATE! GO TO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT DINNER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
"WHAT! WHY! I was only late because this weirdo with duck-butt hair started talking to me!"
"…duck-butt hair…! NO EXCUSES GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"Yes~~~" 'its all that temes fault!' (1)
"Oh and me and your dad decided where you will go for high school."
"Huh…? WHAT! WHERE! WHEN! HOW!"
~ignores~ "You will be going to Kuro-bara Academy. No questions."
'What a lame name for a high school'
"It is not a lame name for a high school, now go to your room."
~sigh~ 'might as well get some much needed sleep…' "can I at least have something to eat so I wont die of hunger?"
"….alright you'll get ramen for dinner, but in return you will be going to this high school without complaint." 'Mwahahahah :] now he wont be able to complain about an all boys school!'
"YES! RAMEN ! Thanks mum!" '….why do I get the feeling I just made a bad deal….oh well, RAMEN! '
1. teme= bastard or something like that... :/ i don't learn jap. its what i pick up while watching anime ^3^
ok i know this part of the story is a little short :/ chapter 1 will be longer...probably... :) anyway i will update this story once a month :) but if i have enough time on my hands i'll update 2 or 3 ^^
oh yeah is you liked the prologue then please R&R ^^ you dont have to since the prologue wasnt that great .
so i'll update chapter 1 in about 1 week if longer then 2 weeks :)