Penguins: Story 1
There once was a penguin named Bob. Bob went to hike up Mount Everest. Bob accidentally slipped and fell off the top of Mount Everest. Four years later, Bob's body was found off the coast of Ireland in the middle of spring. The famished people of Ireland figured that there was no harm in eating him, so they cooked him up in a stew. The next day, the now non-famished people of Ireland went to hike up Mount Everest unaware that it was Bob's death place. A group of incognito penguins ambushed the group of Irish people, and made them regurgitate Bob. The remnants of Bob were brought to a vet who reconstructed his body and brought him back to life. All of the penguins then went out for ice cream. Little did they know the ice cream contained artificial sweeteners, and all the penguins had stomach-aches for the next two weeks. After their stomachs stopped aching, one of Bob's friends, Susan, decided to go for a walk one day. Susan was ambushed by a group of polar bears, the leader polar bear, Claudius, managed to tear Susan apart and ate her for the next two days. A group of poachers shot Claudius and managed to take Susan out of his stomach and bring her to vet who reassembled Susan and brought her back to life. All the penguins then went out for non-artificially sweetened ice cream, and all was well from that point on.