The following you are about to read are real confessions from real anime characters from Naruto. If any of my friends read this, no offence!
And to the loyal readers: I did not write this story, I'm just posting it 'cause he forced me to. On with the story. Here we go!
Disclaimer: me no own Naruto, but if I did….. (nose bleeds).
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NARUTO
Kyuubi-hime: Why do you like Sakura?
Naruto: Her forhead! If I'm going to be hokage, I need to advertise so people could vote for me, and her forhead is the perfect billboard. Believe it!
Then if I go out with her, I can advertise all I want! Believe it!
Kyuubi-hime: Who was your first kiss?
Naruto: Sasuke. That doesn't mean I'm Gay (or does it?)! You see, my first kiss was supposed to be with Sakura and I practiced with my kage bunshin so that I can be the best kisser, but as I stared at sasuke, some retard bumped into me! Then sasuke lip-locked with me. What a waste!
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CHOUJI
Kyuubi-hime: if a song defined you, what would it be?
Chouji: sensual. Una momento sensual. Sensual. Un momento muy sexy. Sexy. Un momento muy sexy. Sexy. E eso es el cansion que les bale que es una bomba.
Kyuubi-hime: O-k. Hey, El Fatso! Next question. Why do you eat so much?
Chouji: I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a cycle.
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SHIKAMARU
Kyuubi-hime: Why do you say everything is so troublesome?
Shikamaru: Because when I was 7, I was tied to a helicopter by my pinkie toe that was flying low in a cactus field
Kyuubi-hime: WTF?! Anyway, why are you so lazy?
Shikamaru: Why is sasuke gay? It's one of those "I dunno" things.
Kyuubi-hime: . . . touché.
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GAARA
Kyuubi-hime: Are you gay?
Gaara: No! Why would you ask that?!
Kyuubi-hime: Well, you want sasuke, which is gay.
Gaara: it isn't me that's gay! It's the sand. It tells me to get boys for the sand. That's why I kill people. For the sand.
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SAKURA
Kyuubi-hime: Who do you like?
Sakura: Duh! Sasuke-kun!
Kyuubi-hime: But don't you now he's gay?
Sakuar: NO! NO, IT CAN'T BE TRUE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
('NO' goes on for five minutes as she hangs herself, killing her instantly. YAY! A little treat to you sakura-haters)
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INO
Kyuubi-hime: Who do you like?
Ino: sasuke. Even though he's gay.
Kyuubi-hime: What would yopu do to make him un-gay?
Ino: Nothing. He's gay, so my only chance is to make him like boys AND girls.
Kyuubi-hime: Wont it bother you having sasuke, you, and some other guy doing it together?
Ino: No, just as long as I'm in the middle.
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SASUKE
Kyuubi-hime: Why do you hate your brother?
Sasuke: well, it's a long story. Neji and I were best friends since we were babies. I always went to neji's house, but neji never came to mine.
So I invited him over for a change. To my surprise, he brought Pudding (a/n: please read "Neji in therapy" to know who I'm talking about) Itachi was with me. When he came in, he had to go take a 'sqirt' and left Pudding in the fridge. I waited outside. Meanwhile, Itachi ate PUDDING!
Neji checked the fridge for Pudding, then he kicked my balls so hard I fell over. We weren't friends anymore, and it's all itachi's fault!
Kyuubi-hime: (talking on cellphone) no way! He actually said that? No way! No way! No. Way. There is no FU- oh crap. Your done already?
Ahem. On to the next question. Why are you gay?
Sasuke: another long story. You see, since all girls like me, they did whatever I said. So I learned a lot about the female body. (and I mean EVERYTHING!)
Then I got bored. Since neji kicked my balls off, I got curious. Then when naruto kissed me, which was by the way 1,000,000, 000,000,000,000 times better
than any girl, that sealed the gay deal.
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well, there you go. I hope you enjoyed it, plz review. or else kyuu-chan will eat your heart.