Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth: Hey guys! I know I should be working on A Newer Direction (my other glee story), but we're having exams now, and I've been really stressed and GLARP! But this was kind of calming. This isn't a real crossover, but Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was in a Harry Potter fic (if you could call it that) so voila! If you haven't read My Immortal: Bring Me To Life, you need to. You really need to. Well, here it is, I hope you like it. But before you read it, EEEEEEEHHHHHH! Blaine told Kurt he loved him! Ah! It was actually a pretty good season finale, and I was loving My Cup by Brittany and Artie.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Joins Glee Club

(And The Songbirds are singing, like they know the score, and I love you, I love you, I love you like never before.)

I walked gothically down the hallway, my ebony black waist-length hair (that's how I got my name) flowing behind me in turnips. My hair also had red streaks in it that turned purple when it reached the tips of my hair. It was so fucking gothic. I was wearing a black corset that had sleeves made of fishnet. The strings that tightened the corset were made of red lace that gave me such a tragically gothic look. I had on a black torn leather mini skirt and a ton of studded belts, fishnet stockings that were red and black, and a pair of pink poser heels that I had taken a sharpie to and written 'Pozr bitches suxxx' all over it. Around my neck I had on a belt that I had stolen from Hottopic because they were starting to get all preppy. It was too small so now it's a necklace. I had on giant red and black cross shaped earrings with a mummified gothic skeleton crucified on it. Bitchin'! I had my vampire makeup on which was a ton of eyeliner and black shimmery eye shadow on my eyelids and under my eyes. It was my racoon look and the eye shadow was smudged, but I left it there to show how smudged my soul was because I was a vampire. My eye shadow was the 'Crying Darkness!' shade. And when you say 'Crying Darkness!' you have to scream it.

Since I had killed my vampire parents again, they decided I needed to join an extra-culinary activity. So she put me in Glee club with a bunch of poser muggle bitches.

I stomped sexily into the glee club room.

"Parlez-vous français, bitches. That's hello in French. I'm here go join glee club posers!" I extradited seductively.

"Oh my Gaga, what in McQueen's name are you wearing?"

I would describe what he's wearing, but he's not important. Though, he was extremely sexy. He looked just like a combination of Gerard Way and Billy Joe Armstrong. Which was extremely hot. I subpoenaed.

"Shut your mouth you Avril Lavigne poser prep bitch! The devil speaks from me obviously. LUCIFER, COME AND TAKE ME!" I yelled contagiously because he was being such a pozr. I flipped him off.

"Oh HELL to the no!" The black girl that was sitting next to him stood up. "You better keep that mouth shut before I put my foot down your throat and shut it for you!'

"C'mon then poser muggle bitch! Let's fight. I killed that pedo, Remus when I caught him masticating at my window, so I can take you!"

"What the hell is masticating?" She asked happily.

I dramatically threw myself to the ground and screamed Victorianly.

The Billy Joe Armstrong guy spoke up. He was so hot, just like a bi guy.

"Masticating is chewing loudly. I do believe she meant masturbating."

A blonde girl in the back stood up.

"She looks like the clown that snuck into my house last night." She looked like that prep Britney Spears. She made me feel thirsty.

"Hey!" I whispered heavily. "Does anyone know where I can get some Count Chocula cereal and some human blood?"

"Okay." The teacher guy stood up modelly and sexically. "I'm afraid you're going to have to leave. Are you even a student here?"

"No, I transferred to Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with my boyfriend Draco Malfoy. It's on Mars. You need a rocket ship to get there!"

"Yeah, you have to leave."

"Fine!" I tossed my tragically gothic hair then walked away sluttily. No one understood me! I'd have to go home and cut my wrist, and then I'd go and cut my boyfriend's wrist. Then he'll put his you-know-what into my thing-a-ma-jig, and we'll drink each other's blood.

(More of a friend than a silly pup, my cup. You know what it is. Sayin' what's up to my cup AAAH!)

Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth: So there you have it! I hope you enjoyed it and please, please, please review. Do if for my cup!