Hiya people! it's me CrazyInsaneGamer and this is a remake of one my older stories. Well it really wasn't a story it was just a parody oneshot from sonic adventure 2 battle. I noticed there was some spelling errors in the original so i'll make sure it doesn't happen in this one.
Sonic adventure 2 battle: Route 101 parody (Tails)
"Tails? Did you find the president yet?," Sonic asked, "Tails? Tails hello? TAILS!". Tails was driving his car, with the volume on really loud. "TAILS!" He jumped his head. He turned down the music and grabbed his communicator and said. "What?".
"Did you find the president yet?" He asked. Tails was silent. "What?" Sonic said confused. "You yelled into my communicator just to ask me if i found the president yet?" Tails asked angrely. "Hey! it's not my fault you had your music on too loud! and what did i tell you about doing that! You know someday your gonna crash!" Sonic said. "No I'm not," Tails responded his eyes widened, "Oh Shi...".
Suddenly sonic heard a crashing noise through the communicator. He sighed and said. "I told him this would happen, but he didn't believe me, that idiot". After hours of repair tails finally starting to drive again. "Okay i'm sure nothing else could go wrong" He said. "Tails don't jinx it, you know whenever you say that something goes wrong" Sonic said. "Sonic your being paranoid nothing bad is going to happen, Omg it's the president!" Tails said sounding like he had never seen a limousine before.
"I have a bad feeling about this" Sonic said. Tails drove over to the president, unfortunately he didn't realize he had ran into a bunch of cars a few minutes before and sent them rolling down the road toward the president's limousine. Just when tails was about to catch him a car ran into the limousine and sent it flying into the water. Tails stopped and stared at the spot where the limousine once was. "Tails? did you find him?" Sonic asked. Tails slowly picked up his communicator and said. "Sorta". Sonic sighed. "Let me guess, you ran into a whole bunch of cars, they started rolling down the road and ran into the president?".
"Yes, why? is that bad?" tails asked. The line was silent. "Sonic? You there?" Tails asked. "TAILS! YOU IDIOT!".
Meanwhile with the president...
"Guards! help me i don't wanna drown!" The president screamed. When no one responded he turned around to see his guards sailing away on an inflatable raft. "What? What the hell are you doing? your suposed to be helping me!" The president screamed. "No way! there's no way were going to die just so you survive!" One of the guards said. "You guys are dumb! and where the hell did you get an iflatable raft?" He asked. "We keep one under the seats, Why? you didn't notice it?" The other guard asked.
"No, now you two get back here and help me!" He screamed. "Screw you!" The guards screamed. The president stood there in the sinking limousine with a dumbfounded look on his face.
So in the end the president died and no one ever found out that tails was the one responsible for it, the end!
Okay so that's done with. Anyway thanks for reading and please don't review if you don't like it. Oh by the way if they are any grammer mistakes in this, i don't care. And i'm serious about the don't review if you don't like it and if you do i'll have to fire mah laser at you (Lol even though i don't even have a laser! xD)