A/N: Just a crazy idea I had last night... no further comment.
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters from 'Ghost Hunt' or the song 'The 12 Days of Christmas'. However, I do own the insanity and myself.
The 12 Days of Ghost Hunting
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me; a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
Mai: Just what is a Partridge in a Pear tree?
Naru: Obviously, a bird in a tree that grows pears.
Bou-san: Yeah, Mai. Duh.
Ayako: (hits Bou-san's head) Shut up, old man.
Mai: Well then, why is it in a pear tree? A specific 'pear' tree?
Naru: (sigh) You wouldn't understand.
Mai: Why?!
Bookfreak (a.k.a. Bf): Ok kiddies, settle down.
Mai: I just want to understand what's going on! Why is a bird in a pear tree a good gift?!
Naru: I do believe she has a point. Birds are disgusting.
Bf: Yeah. (shudder) (A/N: No offence to any bird lovers! I personally have a score to settle with birds. They took my cookie. (No lie))
Masako: Quit your incessant whining, Mai. You sound like a little girl.
Mai: Phfft.
Masako: So, Naru, (trying to sound innocent) is this what you're going to get me for Christmas?
Mai: What? You're giving Masako a Christmas present? I want one! That's no fair!
Masako: SHUT UP MAI!!
Everyone stares
Masako: (ahem) It's her fault. And hers. (Points at Bf.)
Bf: What? (Innocently) I didn't do a thing.
Masako: Uhh, you're writing this. You made me lose control.
Mai: (singing) Music make you lose control!
Everyone stares
Mai: Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Bf: NOT my fault. But at least, Naru didn't start singing.
Naru: And why in the world would I do that?
Bou-san: Are you drunk?
Ayako: I doubt it. He can hold his liquor, unlike you.
Bou-san: (pouts)
Mai: Ooookkkk, back on topic, 'a partridge in a pear tree' a very odd lyric but what can you do?
Bf: Absolutely nothing! Merry Christmas all you readers! (John leans over and whispers into Bf's ear.) Yes, I know it's still November!