Me--^.^ And for this fic, Yamazaki is my host!!! hehehehe!
Yamazaki-- Konnichiwa, minna! How are you
Me--Everybody is gooood! ^.^ I thought of doing this fic since I needed to do some humor fics instead of some S+S fics...been bored lately of having to write them...so I figured I should write a series of lies, told by none other than YAMAZAKI!!!
Yamazaki--Arigato!
Me-- And some of these will actually come from the Cardcaptor Sakura episodes!(I downloaded most of them, so I have a pretty huge amount!)
Yamazaki--yeah yeah...whatever...let's get on with my stories!!!!!!
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The one with the squid.
"What's that?" Sakura said peering into the fish shop window.
"That's a squid, Kinomoto-san!" Meiling shouted. "For heaven's sakes, I'm surprised that even you don't know what a squid is!"
"Well, I've never really eaten one before." Sakura answered.
"They're gooooooood!" Meiling shouted. "ESPECIALLY WITH SUGAR AND SOYA SAUCE AND VINEGAR!!!!"
"EEEW!" Sakura and Li said at the same time.
"Hohohoho." hoed Tomoyo, with her video camera in her hand.
"Are you serious that you haven't tried squid before? They're one of Japan's famous type of seafood!" Li said.
"I swear!" Sakura cried. "I haven't tried them before!"
"Geez, Kinomoto-san." Meiling said rolling her eyes. "Even I've tried them!"
"Well, I'm going to try them!" Sakura said, and stepped into the fish shop.
Sakura looked at the display case. She saw dozens of various types of fish and seafood, until she came across the squid.
"Konnichiwa. What can I get for you?" A lady behind the counter asked.
"I would like 1 lb of squid please!" Sakura said confidently.
"Alright. Here you go!" The lady said handing Sakura a bag of baby squid, which was in a bag of water.
"Um...aren't they supposed to be dead?" Sakura asked.
"You never said you wanted them dead!" The lady replied. "If you want them dead I could..."
"That's okay! Thanks!" Sakura said paying the lady.
She walked out of the store with Meiling, Tomoyo and Li staring at her.
"What the...THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, KINOMOTO-SAN!" Meiling screamed.
Tomoyo had a hand on her cheek, staring at the bag of live baby squid, as if pondering over something.
"Yeah, Kinomoto-san. They're supposed to be DEAD!" Li shouted.
"Well, I didn't know. And I don't want them to die!"
"WELL THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE!" Meiling screamed.
"Oh well. I guess I could raise them like fish!" Sakura said looking at the fish.
"Konnichiwa, minna-san!" said a familiar voice.
They all turned around.
"Konnichiwa." They all said.
"Konnichiwa. What's that you got there, Sakura-san?" Yamazaki asked, looking at the bag of baby squid, swimming around.
"It's squid." Sakura answered.
"Oh really? Well, that reminds me...did you know?" He said pointing up his index finger in the air. "That a long time ago, seafood actually lived on land?"
"Really?" Sakura said.
"Yup. And they did exactly what we did too! They had schools!!"
"Cool!" Li said leaning closer to hear the story, so was Sakura.
"Uh huh! The majority of the seafood were fishes though! And so everyday, they would wake up at 6:00am to go to fish school! There, they learned Algebra, Pythagorean's thereom, and all that stuff!"
"What did they do for History, then?" Sakura asked, while Tomoyo was recording everything.
"Well, for history, they learned the history of the Earth and how the oceans developed and how some coral take only a few seconds to develop!"
"Really? Then what did they do in Gym?" Li asked.
"That's a very good question, Li-kun and I am very happy to answer it. All their teachers were squids! And for gym, they would always do ballet and learn dances like folk dance, traditional dance, country dances!"
"What did they eat?" Sakura asked.
"Well, what they ate was that they ate plants with soya sauce and...EEEEEEEEEEE" Yamazaki was cut off by Chiharu knocking him on the head and dragging him away.
"STOP LYING!!!!" She shouted while dragging him away.
"But I never finished their question! Anyway, they ate plants with soya sauce and bean sprouts from the unknown world with no water!"
Chiharu hit him on the head and said, "STOP LYING!!!!"
"Was it a lie?" Sakura asked. "Hoe!"
"Hohoho!" Tomoyo hoed again.
Sakura looked at the squid.
"Hey Mr. Squid." Sakura said to the bag. "How are you? Did you REALLY teach those fishies gym, math and history? I suck at math. It's my worst subject! But I really like gym, though..." She trailed off.
"What is she doing?" Meiling said giving Sakura a queer look.
"And then, I got hit in the head..."
"I think she's gone cuckoo." Li commented.
"Hey guys! I'm gonna return the squid back to the people!" Sakura said went into the shop. She came back out later with a bag of live baby octopuses.
"WHAT IS THAT?" Meiling screamed.
"I traded it for the squid. You see, Yamazaki's story really made me think! If I take the squid home, then they won't grow up to be teachers and they won't beable to educate the little fishes in the ocean that need to be taught! So that's why I decided to take the octopus since I haven't tried it, and it won't harm little fishes education!"
"Fine, fine! Whatever!" Meiling said walking away.
"Bye minna-san! I'll see you tomorrow!" Sakura shouted.
---end of Yamazaki's lies part. 1---
Me--^.^ Did you like that?
Chiharu--no more lies? /beating Yamazaki on the head/
Yamazaki-- and then....
Me-- Hoe! Well, stay tuned for more of Yamazaki's lies!!
Yamazaki-- Konnichiwa, minna! How are you
Me--Everybody is gooood! ^.^ I thought of doing this fic since I needed to do some humor fics instead of some S+S fics...been bored lately of having to write them...so I figured I should write a series of lies, told by none other than YAMAZAKI!!!
Yamazaki--Arigato!
Me-- And some of these will actually come from the Cardcaptor Sakura episodes!(I downloaded most of them, so I have a pretty huge amount!)
Yamazaki--yeah yeah...whatever...let's get on with my stories!!!!!!
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The one with the squid.
"What's that?" Sakura said peering into the fish shop window.
"That's a squid, Kinomoto-san!" Meiling shouted. "For heaven's sakes, I'm surprised that even you don't know what a squid is!"
"Well, I've never really eaten one before." Sakura answered.
"They're gooooooood!" Meiling shouted. "ESPECIALLY WITH SUGAR AND SOYA SAUCE AND VINEGAR!!!!"
"EEEW!" Sakura and Li said at the same time.
"Hohohoho." hoed Tomoyo, with her video camera in her hand.
"Are you serious that you haven't tried squid before? They're one of Japan's famous type of seafood!" Li said.
"I swear!" Sakura cried. "I haven't tried them before!"
"Geez, Kinomoto-san." Meiling said rolling her eyes. "Even I've tried them!"
"Well, I'm going to try them!" Sakura said, and stepped into the fish shop.
Sakura looked at the display case. She saw dozens of various types of fish and seafood, until she came across the squid.
"Konnichiwa. What can I get for you?" A lady behind the counter asked.
"I would like 1 lb of squid please!" Sakura said confidently.
"Alright. Here you go!" The lady said handing Sakura a bag of baby squid, which was in a bag of water.
"Um...aren't they supposed to be dead?" Sakura asked.
"You never said you wanted them dead!" The lady replied. "If you want them dead I could..."
"That's okay! Thanks!" Sakura said paying the lady.
She walked out of the store with Meiling, Tomoyo and Li staring at her.
"What the...THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, KINOMOTO-SAN!" Meiling screamed.
Tomoyo had a hand on her cheek, staring at the bag of live baby squid, as if pondering over something.
"Yeah, Kinomoto-san. They're supposed to be DEAD!" Li shouted.
"Well, I didn't know. And I don't want them to die!"
"WELL THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE!" Meiling screamed.
"Oh well. I guess I could raise them like fish!" Sakura said looking at the fish.
"Konnichiwa, minna-san!" said a familiar voice.
They all turned around.
"Konnichiwa." They all said.
"Konnichiwa. What's that you got there, Sakura-san?" Yamazaki asked, looking at the bag of baby squid, swimming around.
"It's squid." Sakura answered.
"Oh really? Well, that reminds me...did you know?" He said pointing up his index finger in the air. "That a long time ago, seafood actually lived on land?"
"Really?" Sakura said.
"Yup. And they did exactly what we did too! They had schools!!"
"Cool!" Li said leaning closer to hear the story, so was Sakura.
"Uh huh! The majority of the seafood were fishes though! And so everyday, they would wake up at 6:00am to go to fish school! There, they learned Algebra, Pythagorean's thereom, and all that stuff!"
"What did they do for History, then?" Sakura asked, while Tomoyo was recording everything.
"Well, for history, they learned the history of the Earth and how the oceans developed and how some coral take only a few seconds to develop!"
"Really? Then what did they do in Gym?" Li asked.
"That's a very good question, Li-kun and I am very happy to answer it. All their teachers were squids! And for gym, they would always do ballet and learn dances like folk dance, traditional dance, country dances!"
"What did they eat?" Sakura asked.
"Well, what they ate was that they ate plants with soya sauce and...EEEEEEEEEEE" Yamazaki was cut off by Chiharu knocking him on the head and dragging him away.
"STOP LYING!!!!" She shouted while dragging him away.
"But I never finished their question! Anyway, they ate plants with soya sauce and bean sprouts from the unknown world with no water!"
Chiharu hit him on the head and said, "STOP LYING!!!!"
"Was it a lie?" Sakura asked. "Hoe!"
"Hohoho!" Tomoyo hoed again.
Sakura looked at the squid.
"Hey Mr. Squid." Sakura said to the bag. "How are you? Did you REALLY teach those fishies gym, math and history? I suck at math. It's my worst subject! But I really like gym, though..." She trailed off.
"What is she doing?" Meiling said giving Sakura a queer look.
"And then, I got hit in the head..."
"I think she's gone cuckoo." Li commented.
"Hey guys! I'm gonna return the squid back to the people!" Sakura said went into the shop. She came back out later with a bag of live baby octopuses.
"WHAT IS THAT?" Meiling screamed.
"I traded it for the squid. You see, Yamazaki's story really made me think! If I take the squid home, then they won't grow up to be teachers and they won't beable to educate the little fishes in the ocean that need to be taught! So that's why I decided to take the octopus since I haven't tried it, and it won't harm little fishes education!"
"Fine, fine! Whatever!" Meiling said walking away.
"Bye minna-san! I'll see you tomorrow!" Sakura shouted.
---end of Yamazaki's lies part. 1---
Me--^.^ Did you like that?
Chiharu--no more lies? /beating Yamazaki on the head/
Yamazaki-- and then....
Me-- Hoe! Well, stay tuned for more of Yamazaki's lies!!