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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Detective Conan.
Somewhere, in the country of Armestris…
"Letter to Edward Elric!" shouted a postman outside the H.Q. building.
"Here!" shouted a voice behind him. The postman turned around to see a short teenager with blond hair followed by what seemed to be a huge animated suit of armor walking towards him.
"Ah, here. This is for you." Answered the postman as he gave the letter to the Fullmetal Alchemist. Curious, he tore open the envelope and read the atrocious contents inside.
"Hello, Conan-kunnnnn!!!"
"My name is Mia, and I'm like your biggest fan! Even though I'm not Japanese, I hope could meet someday because I wanna hug you and kiss you and keep you and hug you kiss you and keep you and kidnap you and worship you forever!!! I LOVE YOU CONAN KUNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"Love, your No.1 fan!"
"P.S.: If you see a slip of paper with a phone number on it, it would be my sister's. DON'T CALL IT!"
Edward Elric could only thought of one question after reading this.
"Who's Conan-kun?"
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Somewhere, in a dark, scary world that is actually an obsessed fangirl's bedroom…
"I can't find it!" screamed a teenage girl as she flung various anime CD's and paperback manga's from the bookshelf.
"Find what, dear? you're making a mess in your room" asked her dear mother, who is standing at the doorway.
"Finding my Detective Conan fan letter! I was sure I had it when I wrote my Fullmetal Alchemist fan…" and then she stopped. Shock, truth and understanding flitted through her face as she dropped her Detective Conan book as she whispered "Uh oh…"
Her mother sighed. "You sent them to the wrong addresses, right?"
*
Somewhere, in an office in downtown Tokyo, a small boy wearing big glasses looked up from his letter and asked the teenage girl cleaning out her father's desk.
"Ran-neechan, who's Edward Elric?"
THE END
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