Disclaimer: I don't own -Man, ever.
Me: Types on forever! I had this inspiration from baking chocolate truffles for my dad…while reading the recipe.
Lavi: Can I have one of those?
Me: NO!!!! THEY'RE FOR MY DAD!!!!!
Kanda: I want Red Bull.
Me: It's in the fridge, dude. Go get it!
Kanda: I'm not a dude.
Me: you're a GAL?!
Kanda: …
Allen was bored and went to the library to look for some books to read to pass the time. He picked out a book on random and looked at the funny title.
'How to Bake the Perfect Relationship' it says.
Maybe he could use it sometime, like now. (For example, Lenalee). He thought.
He opened it a read the funny book he thought it was a recipe. He skipped the introduction to the main topic.
Recipe:
What you need:
-A cup of joy
-A spoonful of happiness
-A bowl of smiles
-A teaspoon of hugs
-A generous pinch of love
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees on high.
2. Mix 'joy' and 'hugs' well.
3. Mix in 'happiness and 'smiles' together with the mixture of 'joy' and 'hugs'.
4. Pour the mixture into the tray and pop it into the oven for 30mins.
5. Cool on a cooling rack for 10mins.
6. Garnish with the generous pinch of love and it's ready to be served.
Allen tried looking for variants, but there wasn't any. He closed the book and laid it on the armchair. He decided he was getting hungry after reading about recipes and walked towards Lenalee's room, intending to ask her out for dinner.
There, below the title of the book was the name of the author. One Allen didn't care to notice. On the 'author' column were four letters – Lavi.
The innocent-looking book that laid on the armchair, ever so silent, was written by a devil.
Me: The joy of writing…
Lavi: WHAT?! ME?! A DEVIL?!
Me: I knew it! I made a mistake!
Lavi: CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!
Me: I should have changed it to baka usagi!
Lavi: I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!
Katou: Good one…