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This story kinda sort. R&R
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Link just defeated Ganondorf and his castle crumbled
ZELDA: Thank you Link, you saved me!
LINK: Can we have sex now? You promised.
ZELDA: Yes, of course
LINK: Oh yeah
ZELDA: Wait a minute, what's that noise?
LINK: :walks over and checks what it is: Oh my God, it's Ganondorf and he's big, ugly, and….what the hell he's only a person!
THE AUTHOR, ZELDA DUDE: CUT!!!! Ganondorf, you're supposed to be big and ugly and….wait a minute you are ugly….but your supposed to be big!
GANONDORF: What if I don't wanna be big?
ZELDA DUDE: Well it's my fic so listen to me!
Ganondorf walks over to Zelda Dude and curls a big fist
GANONDORF: You wanna make something out of it?
ZELDA DUDE: Why no sir, : trembles : I'm sorry. ACTION!
ZELDA: Oh Ganondorf, what an entrance, you're so handsome, so manly, so athletic, so…
LINK: So f***ed up?
GANONDORF: I wouldn't mess with me if I were you
: Star Wars music starts playing:
LINK: Oh yeah…. well…YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!!!!
GANONDORF: YOU DON'T HAVE A FATHER!
LINK: That's impossible! You can't….
GANONDORF: Yes you can! I've tried it! That's because…. I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!
LINK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZELDA: And I'm your mother too!!!!!!
LINK: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Wait, did I get to suck on your breasts? OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GANONDORF: Let's kill him together, shall we Zelda?
ZELDA: Yep
LINK: You'll never kill me! DIE!!!!!!!!! : Link pulls out his bow and shoots arrows until Zelda and Ganondorf are dead :
ZELDA DUDE: CUT!!!!!! Link, you're not supposed to kill Ganondorf and Zelda until scene 1,315,025! Well I guess it's okay, we can get replacements.
CHARACTER MANAGER: Replacements!
Nelly and a Nelly clone get on stage and dress up as Ganondorf and Zelda.
GANONDORF NELLY: Yo, I'm Nelly the rapper…errrrr…. I mean Ganondorf and I'm gonna kill you!
ZELDA NELLY: Yo, I'm Zelda and I'm gonna kill you too!
LINK: No you won't! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Link takes his bow and gets ready to shoot but Zelda Dude interrupts him :
ZELDA DUDE: Link, I told you…….
LINK: : flips Zelda Dude off :
ZELDA DUDE: That's it! : pulls out shotgun and shoots Link to death :
EDITOR: Oh my God, you killed Link!
CHARACTER MANAGER: Replacement!
Barney the Dinosaur walks on stage and dresses up as Link
BARNEY: Lets all be nice, children. I got a super-dee-dooper idea! Lets sing! I love you, you love me……
ZELDA DUDE: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I can't take the music! : pulls out rocket launcher and blows Barney up :
CHARACTER MANAGER: Replacement!
Tinky-Winky from Teletubbies walks on stage and dresses as Link
TINKY-WINKY: Tinky-Winky need bag! Tinky-Winky need bag!
ZELDA DUDE: : pulls out bomb and blows the entire production company up :
CHARACTER MANAGER: Replacements……for all of us!
The End