"Hey I saw a Ninja" Cara said dreamily twirling her hair around her fingers in a dreamy way like her mother Luna, "wooow" Lissa said, she was so used to Cara's crazy babbling that she didn't really pay attention anymore, Cara's nonsense just faded to obscurity as Lissa began to focus in other noises that she could hear, like the boys talking about their girlfriends, the girls talking about their boyfriends and the sound of Jaz and Paulo getting it on in the alcove near the portrait hole. Later that day in potions. They were making a curious little potion, called insanis opus or crazy need potion and were supposed to have written a report on their previous potion the noctua or night owl potion, Lissa and Cara had a sneaking suspicion that Paulo had slipped Jaz some of their potion, "Miss Mali where is your homework?" Professor Snape asked Jaz who giggled drunkenly "in my bed with your mum… want to help me find it" Sanpe's face grew angry and his eyes burned with anger "MY MUM'S DEAD BITCH!" he yelled and promptly gave Jaz a sharp left hook "oh professor" she giggled crazily, Cara and Lissa watched this happed clamping their hands over each other's mouths to stop laughing, eventually Cara spoke "sorry Prof I think Paulo may have slipped Jaz some of our potion, but really it's not a good potion to teach a bunch of hormonal teenagers, we'll take her to Madam Pomfrey" she struggled to contain her giggles as Jaz through her arms around professor Snape and began singing "SNAPEY I LOVE YOU, SNAPEY I DO…" she paused for a minute seemingly forgetting the words before concluding "I LOVE YOU MY PRECIOUS SNAPEY-POO" the entire class was in hysterics now as Lissa and Cara managed to detangle Jaz from Snape and pulled her away from him and towards the door. After they'd left the classroom Cara pulled out a small, magically enchanted video camera from behind her tie "I love my life" she laughed "I really do" She was never going to let Jaz live this down, ever, ever, ever in one million years.
The next day when they went into the great hall for breakfast Cara and Lissa grinned at each other before walking to the front of the hall "sonorous" Cara cast the charm and held her wand to her throat "NOW, PROFFESOR SNAPE RECENTLY SHOWED THE 5TH YEARS A POTION CALLED INSANIS OPUS, AND WE THOUGH THIS WOULD BE AN EXELLENT TIME TO SHOW YOU YOUR RESEARCH ON IT'S EFFECTS" Lissa flicked her wand and a huge screen appeared, with another flick Cara's video started playing, the sounds of a semi-drunk Jaz singing "SNAPEY I LOVE YOU, SNAPEY I DO" filled the room and the whole hall burst into laughter, Jaz hurried up to the front and took a few bow's "thank you, thank you AND THANK YOU SNAPEY-POO" she shouted, as the rest of the students began to cheer she glared at them, "you two are so dead" she grinned as she began to walk away and Cara and Lissa just looked at each other, Jaz was one of the best pranksters they knew, they were going to have to enlist some help, enter, the Weasley twins.