AN: I just wanted to write something, anything! And this is what came out. Hope you enjoy ;D

Sokkla the Parody

Sokka was walking along the dirt trail he had found, scavenging for food and firewood for the gang back at the camp. He was not familiar with the Earth Kingdom, and he did not know what type of food he would find, if any at all. As he walked twigs broke beneath his feet, but he had the feeling that he was being watched. He could hear the breaking of twigs that weren't in step with his. When he paused, the sounds kept coming and he realized somebody was walking towards him, but the casualness of the steps gave him the impression it was only a coincidence.

He saw a squirrel-mouse-thingy, and quickly forgot about the stranger. He crouched, and just as he was about to pounce with his boomerang, a whirl of blue fire hit the squirrel, killing it on the spot.

Blue fire could only mean one thing…

Sure enough her armored figure walked casually out of the darkness and towards the now overdone meat.

"Azula!" She looked sharply towards him, startled.

"You!...You're with the avatar!"

"…Shit- ATTAAAAACK!" he charged at her, but she quickly dodged him, reaching for the very dead squirrel. She grabbed it and started to walk away.

"Wait!" she turned around, curious.

"Isn't this the part where you try and kidnap me?" She made a face of annoyance and curiousity.

"Why on earth would I do that?"

"To keep me hostage for the avatar? Or to torture me for information?" She almost smiled.

"If I were going to kidnap somebody, wouldn't I kidnap somebody a little more…important?"

"But I'm the only man! You're supposed to kidnap me so we fall in love! It's commonly known as Sokkla, or less commonly Sok-zula."

"If I were going to fall in love with one of you, I'd rather it'd be somebody-like I said- a little more important. Maybe the Avatar."

"But he's only 12!"

"He's still a lot manlier than you. I mean, he's the avatar."

"But…but...I'm the make-the-plan guy, just like you. And I'm supposed to understand you better than anybody else and also you're supposed to not be as cool headed as we all thought and then you have a breakdown and then I help you feel better and then you secretly like me but won't tell me and then you're supposed to actually kill me but then you can't because you love me and then we either live happily ever after or pretend it never happened usually the second one."

"…Excuse me?"

"What?"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing!...Did I say something? No, I don't think so…."

"..Right."

"well…bye…"

"bye…" Sokka started to walk off wondering if he should be thankful or disappointed….

"PSYCHE! GET BACK HERE WATER PEASANT!" he was grabbed forcefully from behind.

"W-what? What's going on? I thought you wanted somebody important!"

"You're being kidnapped, and you can't bend so you have no chance of escape! We're going back to the ship!"

"But were miles away from ocean!"

"That's completely irrelevant. You're being put into the darkest, scariest prison there is, but don't worry, I'll come visit you every day and tell you my problems as we sail back to the fire kingdom because you refused to tell me information."

"But that doesn't even make sense!"

"It will as we inevitably fall in love given that we have so much in common."

"…Right, I understand completely now."

"Yes. This is the part where I beat you into submission."

"..W-what?" He saw a blue flame. "I don't think I like Sokkla anymore…" and everything went black.

"What was that?" Katara piqued her head as she heard a distant scream. "What if that was Sokka?"

"What? Nah, Sokka's perfectly fine. He's only been gone for 7 hours, he's sure to come back any minute now."

"...Right! No reason to worry!" she smiled, putting her attention back to her soup.

AN: I'm not sure this deserves it lol but reviews are always welcome :D