Snake, Raiden, and Otacon in Mexico
Chapter 1
In The Airport
Konami owns all of the characters in my script. Otacorp of the Otaku Convention in Japan owns Otacon
(Snake, Raiden, and Otacon get off the plane looking for their luggage and, the Limousine that Otacon reserved)
Snake: Isn't it going to be great her staying in Mexico for the next 3 weeks.
Raiden: Yea no people to rescue, no bombs to disarm, no planes to shoot down. Best of all No Colonel.
Otacon: Hey guys, lets go look for our luggage.
Raiden: O.K. That seems like a good idea lets go.
Snake: I don't think it is a good idea if we follow Raiden. What do you think Otacon?
Otacon: Yea, I think you should lead the way.
Snake: Ah Raiden I think I should lead the way.
Raiden: O.K. I have no problem with that.
Snake: Here we are. Let's see, Emmerich, Raiden, hmmm mine didn't come out.
Otacon: Ah here it is. Davie.
Raiden: Snake, Your name is Davie?
Snake: Shut up Raiden that was my former name, now it is Solid or Iroquois.
Raiden: Ok, sure.
Snake: Hey Otacon what name did you put down when you reserved the limousine for us to travel in.
Otacon: You know I put my last name Emmerich.
Snake: OK
(Raiden walks over to the Arcade they have in the airport)
Snake: Hey Raiden wouldn't it be great to see some babes on the beach, Raiden…Raiden. Where the hell is that VR Boy anyway.
Otacon: There he is playing what looks like to be Top Skater.
Snake: Raiden what the hell are you doing.
Raiden: I am playing a video game. What does it look like I am doing, making a cake?
Snake: Come on Raiden, we have to get our limousine, or else the driver might leave with out us.
Raiden: OK
Otacon: Look there he is, let's go.
Limousine Driver: Hola senors y senorita. ? Como Estas? Me llamo Louis.
Raiden: Why thank you whatever you said.
Louis: Que?
Otacon: Hummm it looks like our limousine driver doesn't speak any English.
Snake: No Shit Sherlock. Listen guys we have to find someone that can translate what he is saying for us. Otacon, do you know any Spanish?
Otacon: Well a little.
Snake: Great that is all we need to know. Tell me what that guy just said.
Otacon: Well he said Hi Gentlemen and lady. How are you? My name is Louis. I think by the lady he was meaning the Blond wonder over there.
Raiden: For the last freaking time I am not a lady, even though in the game they edited out my genitals.
Snake: Why did we have to bring him along any way?
Otacon: Beats me.
Snake: Otacon, tell him can you drive us to our hotel.
Otacon: I don't know how to say that much.
Snake: What!
Otacon: I am sorry Snake but that is what happens when you fall asleep in 8th Grade Spanish Class. You would have done the same thing if you were in my shoes. I had the worst Spanish Teacher named Mrs. Peacock. She was crazy all of the kids hated her even me and I am a teacher's pet
Snake: Fine, ok I will show him what to do.
(Snake goes up to the driver and tries to point out what to do and draws it)
Louis: Ah Si, Ven Comingo.
Otacon: He said let's go.
Snake: Come on Blonde lets go to our Limousine.
Raiden: Ok.
Chapter 1
In The Airport
Konami owns all of the characters in my script. Otacorp of the Otaku Convention in Japan owns Otacon
(Snake, Raiden, and Otacon get off the plane looking for their luggage and, the Limousine that Otacon reserved)
Snake: Isn't it going to be great her staying in Mexico for the next 3 weeks.
Raiden: Yea no people to rescue, no bombs to disarm, no planes to shoot down. Best of all No Colonel.
Otacon: Hey guys, lets go look for our luggage.
Raiden: O.K. That seems like a good idea lets go.
Snake: I don't think it is a good idea if we follow Raiden. What do you think Otacon?
Otacon: Yea, I think you should lead the way.
Snake: Ah Raiden I think I should lead the way.
Raiden: O.K. I have no problem with that.
Snake: Here we are. Let's see, Emmerich, Raiden, hmmm mine didn't come out.
Otacon: Ah here it is. Davie.
Raiden: Snake, Your name is Davie?
Snake: Shut up Raiden that was my former name, now it is Solid or Iroquois.
Raiden: Ok, sure.
Snake: Hey Otacon what name did you put down when you reserved the limousine for us to travel in.
Otacon: You know I put my last name Emmerich.
Snake: OK
(Raiden walks over to the Arcade they have in the airport)
Snake: Hey Raiden wouldn't it be great to see some babes on the beach, Raiden…Raiden. Where the hell is that VR Boy anyway.
Otacon: There he is playing what looks like to be Top Skater.
Snake: Raiden what the hell are you doing.
Raiden: I am playing a video game. What does it look like I am doing, making a cake?
Snake: Come on Raiden, we have to get our limousine, or else the driver might leave with out us.
Raiden: OK
Otacon: Look there he is, let's go.
Limousine Driver: Hola senors y senorita. ? Como Estas? Me llamo Louis.
Raiden: Why thank you whatever you said.
Louis: Que?
Otacon: Hummm it looks like our limousine driver doesn't speak any English.
Snake: No Shit Sherlock. Listen guys we have to find someone that can translate what he is saying for us. Otacon, do you know any Spanish?
Otacon: Well a little.
Snake: Great that is all we need to know. Tell me what that guy just said.
Otacon: Well he said Hi Gentlemen and lady. How are you? My name is Louis. I think by the lady he was meaning the Blond wonder over there.
Raiden: For the last freaking time I am not a lady, even though in the game they edited out my genitals.
Snake: Why did we have to bring him along any way?
Otacon: Beats me.
Snake: Otacon, tell him can you drive us to our hotel.
Otacon: I don't know how to say that much.
Snake: What!
Otacon: I am sorry Snake but that is what happens when you fall asleep in 8th Grade Spanish Class. You would have done the same thing if you were in my shoes. I had the worst Spanish Teacher named Mrs. Peacock. She was crazy all of the kids hated her even me and I am a teacher's pet
Snake: Fine, ok I will show him what to do.
(Snake goes up to the driver and tries to point out what to do and draws it)
Louis: Ah Si, Ven Comingo.
Otacon: He said let's go.
Snake: Come on Blonde lets go to our Limousine.
Raiden: Ok.