Pleasing the Audience 16
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos.
One Shot
Wonder Man entered, panting,
"Persiana13, please stop this! You're nuts!"
What is it, Wonder Bread?
Wonder Man groaned,
"You had Maxima chase after me? Are you insane?"
This is me we're talking about, right? I think you know the routine by now. Plus, I haven't finished torturing you yet.
Wonder Man's face dropped,
"Are you serious?"
Yep.
Maxima entered,
"Those harlots don't compare to you, Simon. I am of royal blood, and surely the classiest woman you have ever met."
Supergirl entered, scoffing,
"You, classy? You parade around in your thong underwear, lady."
Maxima glared,
"If it wasn't for the fact that you are Superman's cousin, I would slap you silly."
Gypsy entered,
"Please do. It'll be less competition for me."
Zatanna entered in a puff of smoke,
"Hi, Simon!"
Vixen entered,
"Hands off, Zee. He's my man!"
Gypsy spun around,
"Your man? Please, you're just trying to get laid after your boyfriend left you for Shayera."
Vixen declared,
"Well, at least I have been laid, unlike the REST OF YOU!"
Don't bet on it, lady.
Vixen glared at the author,
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Oh, nothing. Yet.
The author began rubbing hands in plotting mood, a sinister laugh followed
Supergirl whimpered,
"He's scaring me.
She ran to Simon,
"Hold me, please."
Zatanna glared,
"He's going to protect me!"
Maxima scoffed,
"Idiots. I am of royal blood. Simon must protect me!"
Vixen shouted,
"DIE!"
A cat-fight broke out among the women, the fighting going off camera.
Wonder Man groaned,
"This cannot be any worse."
It will, Simon. Trust me, it will. I have a couple more torture fics featuring you and I can't wait to put them up. But, I am currently working on-.
Farrah entered, shouting,
"What the hell?"
Oh, so you're here. This'll be much easier then.
Farrah placed her hands on her hips,
"I heard about the next story and I'm appalled!"
That's a shock.
The author rolled his eyes.
Farrah asked,
"Is it true I'm Donna's gay lover in the next story?"
Yeah.
Farrah stunned,
"What the hell? You told the readers twice you weren't pairing me up with her!"
Two words; Alternate Reality.
Farrah moaned,
"Oh, this is just great. You're writing about an alternate universe where I'm a bi feline and in a relationship with another woman. And, it's Wonder Woman's sister, no less."
There is an upside to all of this.
Farrah glared,
"And what is that?"
Revenge against Tony Stark.
Farrah blinked,
"Wait, an alternate version of me goes back to my world and gets revenge on Tony Stark, but has to be Wonder Girl's lover?"
In a nut shell…yes.
Farrah was still hesitant,
"I don't know…"
The alternate you is the leader of the team.
Farrah's eyes lit up,
"Well, that does make it worth it."
She looked off camera,
"Donna, quit staring at me like that!"
Oh, just wait until the readers find out what I have planned. Two invasions. And the title will be a big hint. So, stay tuned, fellow readers!
Diablos, off camera, rolled his eyes,
"Great; he's talking to his readers again."
Guy Gardner, off camera, shouted,
"Guys! Catfight!"
There was a mad rush to watch. Flash, off camera, cheered,
"!"
Black Canary, off camera, shouted,
"QUEEN! YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE TAKING BETS ON ANOTHER CATFIGHT!"
End of One Shot