Jacob wakes up sitting in a chair in a dimly lit room. He tries to stand up but realizes that he is chained by his ankles to the chair and the chair is bolted to the ground.
Jacob: Help! Oh my god! Someone help me for the love of god! AHHHH!!!!
Jacob slumps down in the chair and buries his face in his hands. Suddenly he hears a cell phone ringing right next to his chair.
Cell Phone Ringing: Hump the bump, you gotta, hump, the bump, you gotta-
Jacob picks up the phone
Jacob: Uh, hello?
Jigsaw: Oh hey Jacob, uh I'm stuck in traffic right now and -GO AROUND!!! MERGE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!-…uh….sorry bout that. I get road rage in rush hour. But let's get to this shall we…
Jacob looks fearfully at the phone, expecting the worse.
Jigsaw: Jacob, for years you have made a living being a weapon, a hit man, if you will. You have inflicted pain on others just for a few bucks you could spend on Monster energy drinks.
Jacob smiles to himself and imagines himself with two Monster energy drinks in his hands.
Jigsaw: Yeah and those things are really bad for you dude, but anyway, as you can see, there is a panel on the other side of the room that is engulfed in fire.
Jacob sees the panel on the other side of the room and sees fire jets shooting out of it.
Jigsaw: In a few moments that panel will start moving towards you. The only way you can stop the panel is to-
Silence
Jacob: Hello? HELLO? WHAT THE-
BOOM! Suddenly the door to the room bursts open and the guy from the Cingular wireless commercials comes in.
Cingular Guy: Has this ever happened to YOU? You are in a life or death situation when suddenly…your call drops! Well, then if that's the case, switch to Cingular Wireless, the wireless provider with the least amount of dropped calls!
The Cingular Guy then runs back out through the door just as the flame panel hums to life and starts moving toward Jacob.
Jacob: NO! Dude come baaaaack! I'm beggggging you!!! WHY JIGSAW, WHYYY DID YOU GO WITH T-MOBIL?!