Hello everybody, this is my first fanfiction, just a test run but I'll continue it if I get enough reviews so review please. I need to know how I'm doing. My name is Ultrawolfie but you can call me wolfie. I can guarantee spoilers so don't read if you dislike spoilers.

This is a "question and answer" with Halibel. Oh and I don't own bleach, I just own a copy of the manga.

Halibel: What am I doing here, just now Aizen stabbed me, I'm supposed to be in fake Karakura and who are you?

Wolfie: My name is Ultrawolfie, I caught you while you were plummeting down and stole your spirit. Your body is still there so you'll have to heal first before you can go back.

Halibel: This is a little off, anyway what am I supposed to do until then.

Wolfie: Smiles evilly, well you know you're a very mysterious character in bleach and nobody knows much about you…

Halibel: so… and what is bleach, do you mean the hair thing, my hair's natural blonde.

Wolfie: Never mind that, what I mean is that you're going to answer all the questions from your fans.

Halibel: I have fans? It's too cold for fans in Hueco mundo.

Wolfie: sighs, do I have to explain everything, fans as in admirers. I'm your number one fan, anybody out there going to argue with me? If you do, I'll sic my Rotweiler on you so there.

Halibel: Ok I see, and just what makes you think that I'll answer questions about myself.

Wolfie: The book I bought on e-bay, "101 ways to murder Aizen", for each chapter of questions you answer, I'll let you read a chapter of the book, how does that sound?

Halibel: Tempting but I'm not that desperate.

Wolfie: Fine, replays the part where Aizen betrays Halibel on the big-screen.

Halibel: $^*%3ing ^&*$#^#^$y #%&$^% Aizen, I'll do it! Just give me that book!

Wolfie: Not so fast, you'll have to wait for some questions first so I'll just keep the book for now.

Halibel: Fine, but you better keep your promise.

Wolfie: Of course I will, oh! And before I forget, we'll accept dares too as long as it isn't something that lasts longer than an hour.

Halibel: Hey wait, I didn't agree to that, you have no right to do that.

Wolfie: Opens book, "Chapter 1-How to choke Aizen with his own zanpakuto…

Halibel: You're evil… all right as long as it's something possible, nothing completely ridiculous and nothing like yaoi or something like that.

Wolfie…Yes you're right Bel, I'd hate to see you humiliated since you're so awesome.

Halibel: Thanks for that compliment and my name is Halibel, Tia Halibel.

Wolfie: Aww don't be like that. One more thing, to my readers, I'll occasionally borrow other characters and bring them here for answers but only from Naruto, Bleach and Avatar. I don't watch any other stuff.

Halibel: Where's Naruto, is it a place?

Wolfie: Actually it's a person but don't worry about that now, I'll introduce you later.

Halibel: Whatever, hey! by the way, where's Tiburon?

Wolfie: Sorry, still in fake Karakura, I can't have you killing somebody, but if a dare requests you to use your zanpakuto then I'll go fetch it quickly. Happy?

Halibel: Not particularly but it'll do.

Wolfie: All right, that's it for today. Just send in any questions or dares and I'll get

Halibel to do it, please, she really wants the book and I'd hate to begrudge her that.

Wolfie: You can ask me questions too but I'm not giving my surname or address so tough luck.

Everybody please review, if this story does well I promise to do proper stories though most of them will probably involve Halibel since she's my favourite character in Bleach and please send proper reviews with questions, not just, "hey nice story" I'd like that but won't update. I'm planning to put a chapter of "101 ways to murder Aizen" in at the end of every chapter so please give me some ideas, I only have two or three ideas.