Jerma's STAR_Crossed Lover
Part 1: Phantom Gay
STAR_ and Jerma are two best friends who play video games and are lonely.
They have no girlfriends and dedicate all their time to playing TF2 and occasionally other games to make videos for the YouTubes. They didn't have much, but they were content with their boring, uneventful lives.
One day, when Jerma was lounging around his apartment, he heard loud, rhythmic grunting coming from STAR_'s room.
"Are you okay, STAR_?" Jerma asked as he knocked gently on the door.
"Nnnnghhh...?!" STAR_ moaned. Jerma slowly opened the door, mistaking it for a greeting.
"...Jerma... N-nooo..."
Jerma walked in and found STAR_ silently stroking his cock with a face that could only be described as pure ecstasy.
"W-What the fuck...?"
Jerma looked at STAR_'s hairy asshole. It bore a striking resemblance to Jerma's cock. It looked perfectly shaped for him, just as a key was to a lock.
"S-Stick it in... J-Jerma-kun..." STAR_ whispers, spreading his asscheeks but turning his head to hide his blush. Jerma shook violently in anticipation.
'He's my best friend.' Jerma thought. 'But I need to know what it... what it feels like...'
Jerma frantically took off his trousers and made haste over to STAR_. His asshole was already soaking wet with his love juices.
"I'm... I'm putting it in." Jerma warned.
"I-Itai~" STAR_ screamed. As his dick entered STAR_'s ass, it made a satisfying FWOOP noise as the air rushed out due to the tight fit.
"Are you okay?" Jerma was worried for STAR_, who looked like he was in a great deal of pain. STAR_ nodded his head.
"Go slowly..." Jerma slowly thrusted in and out, and when STAR_'s face eased up, he began to pick up the pace. Soon, Jerma was thrusting at a breakneck speed. A satisfying noise filled the room as he continued entering and exited STAR_'s asshole.
Soon, Jerma was reaching his limit.
"I'm cumming!" Jerma screamed. He screamed as he filled STAR_ with his life and fell down on top of him, their bodies drenched in sweat.
"Jerma..." STAR_ whispered in his ear. "Ever since... Ever since I left TF2, it left a Jerma's dick-shaped hole in my Jerma's dick-shaped heart (and asshole.)"
Jerma couldn't take it any longer. He collapsed on top of STAR_ as he stroked his still hard cock.
"Jerma, we're not making enough money to pay for this month's rent!" STAR_ screamed while running into the living room. Jerma looked up and put down his coffee, cheetos, and chicken.
"It looks like we're going to need some money saving techniques..."
"What are our options, Jerma-sama?"
"I suppose we could get married for tax benefits." Jerma suggested. The idea appealed to STAR_ and they applied for a marriage right away.
Soon, however, they were feeling lonely again.
Now, they decided to adopt a "little bro" to be their companion. His name was Boo and he was in the call.
One day, as Jerma was fucking STAR_'s asshole (which they had come to do regularly because it was better than masturbating), Jerma thrusted too much and their balls rubbed against each other.
Jerma forgot to say "No Homo."
"What do I do?" STAR_ asked to his marriage therapist, Taggerung. "How do I tell my son that I married a faggot?"
Taggerung smiled at him and patted the distressed STAR_ on the back.
"It's quite alright, STAR_" He assured him. "Perhaps he just got too lost in the moment that he forgot to say 'no homo.'"
STAR_'s face lit up with joy.
"You're absolutely right, Tagg! Thank you for everything."
"No problem." Tagg replied.
And then they fricked in the booty.
Cue ending with a jumping freeze frame, laugh track, and Seinfield theme.