Misunderstand
A/N: Sorry, but I don't really think it's funny, I just couldn't think of what category to put it in. Me and my friend were talking about poodle skirts, sigh, I've never had the chance to wear them hehe. P.s I have not live in any decades mentioned here.
Alice P.O.V
I sighed. I was bored, after a hundred years I'd pretty much done everything. Here I was - sitting on the couch- with Esme and Rosalie, staring into space. Edward was with Bella. He was watching her sleep, yet again. Emmett was no were to be found.
I sighed again. I could hear quick footsteps coming down the stairs.
"Bored are we Alice?" I looked up Jasper smiled at me, I shrugged. He came and sat next to me.
"Do you know what?" Rosalie asked.
"What?" I put becoming more animated.
"I miss the 70's"
We all stared at her with ludicrous expressions. I smirked.
"Do you know what?" I challenged. Rosalie shrugged smiling, Esme looked wary.
"I miss poodle skirts." I cried.
"Me too! Oh what I would do for them to come back in fashion, they were cute."
Jasper groaned quietly.
"I'm rather fond of the 1940's style." Esme murmured.
Rosalie struggled for another breath, like she needed it.
"What? They were sweet and lady-like."
Jasper put his head in his hands.
"Why," he whispered "Do I feel the need to paint my nails?"
We all looked at each other.
"What," Rosalie stood up "A brilliant idea." She patted jasper on the head and flew up stairs.
I shivered with excitement, wanting to follow. He tugged on my nonexistent hair. I looked at him. "Do I get a thank you?" he said in a soft voice.
"Manicure or color?" I heard Rosalie ask. Esme quickly dashed upstairs to decide.
I turned back to Jasper. "What kind of thank you?" I said in a low tone.
"Only you know" he chuckled.
"I think we also have glitter." I announced after a glimpse into the future.
"What? I… we…ok. We've never done this one before." He kissed my neck and lips.
"I think I might just go for a manicure." I waggled my fingers. He pulled away.
"Excuse me?"
"For my nails, silly. What do you think we were talking about?" I must admit he was a brave husband to let me do his nails.
"Alice, I, nothing. My mistake, I misunderstood. I think I heard Emmett calling me, I'll see what he wants." I went to the door.
"Jasper" I called and ran up to him giving him a quick kiss. "Just kidding, about the whole I'll-do-your-nails-for-a-thank-you thing." I laughed "You looked like a deer in front of headlights when I mentioned glitter."