Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, or the series, etc, etc. If I did, I wouldn't be writing here. I'd be in Disney Land. Also, some of the questions are made by one of my friends, who's name on this site I have forgotten. Just thought I'd give them credit too.
Author's Note: The different characters each have a different font. SO... Sirius is bold. Remus is Italics. James is bold italics. And Lily is Italic Underline. (Yes, Lily IS going to be part of this. ;) )
Marauders Mag
Welcome to the Marauders Mag! Where the Marauders talk, and YOU LISTEN::Evil Laugh:
I'm sure they feel so reassured by your speaking, Padfoot. :Rolls eyes:
'Course they do, Moony! 'Course they do! Why wouldn't they, eh?
:Rolls eyes dramatically: I thought you knew of sarcasm.
Never count on him to know of sarcasm, Moony. He changes often... Always insane though::Grins:
He really scares me sometimes...
Lily? Oi James! I thought I told you not to pull your wife along!
:Glares:
Er... but... we don't mind at all! Sit down Lily::Nervous laughter:
:Triumphant grin: Thank you Sirius.
:Mutters of disapproval:
So... why are we here again?
THE MAG. HEL-LO!
:Blink blink:
Well... we need to do this then... What's it about, Black?
Evans, please, just stick with one name... I shall call you Evans and that is that. I'd prefer not to be called three different names by the same person. Makes me feel confused.
Er... I feel a little left out here... So, anyways, this magazine is about answering some of the stuff sent to us! And hopefully getting our sanity back...
What was that, Moony?
Nothing... So... who has the first question::Looks around:
MAIL CALL::Runs around:
Okay...
Er... Just read the letter, Black.
:Clears throat: Ahem. "Yarr, I be a pirate."
Very interesting... So, the letter?
That was the letter... wait... "PS: Say hello to Ickle Jamiekins."
You totally added that yourself, Padfoot.
YARR! WHO IS THIS PADFOOT THAT YOU SPEAK OF? I AM CAPTAIN DOGGY-BEARD!
Doggy-Beard? Oh save me...
I swear...
:Snorts: Very interesting Doggy beard.
Yar! To the next letter! Clears throat again "It's two o'clock in the morning, my socks are blue. It's forty degrees and a pineapple and muffin are in a fight! If 2+27... WHY WOULD A MOUSE BEFRIEND MY BIG TOE?"
That sounds extremely disturbing.
Er... Do we have to answer?
It is our duty. So... why would a mouse befriend a big toe...
When did 2+27?
Maybe it's an alternate universe? So... I guess a mouse would befriend a big toe because it looked like... A piece of bread.
Way to be as weird as the person who asked, James.
Yeah, Jimmy.
JIMMY?
:Grin: Now, don't argue back Jim-Jim, or you won't get your pudding.
:Eye twitch: I hate you, Padfoot.
Feeling the love, aren't we?
Of course we are... Next.
:Eyebrow raise:
I'm getting this one. :Ahem: Moony, letter? Good... Now... let's see... "Duck." Um...?
James, it might–
DUCK? What the hell?
Prongs, mate... you should–
DUCK! I want nothing to do with the silly– :Is hit by a flying cream pie:
You were told to duck, Prongs. :Grins:
:Fumes:
Lovely... I love letters that involve cream pies being thrown at my husband. :Eye roll:
Here, we are not... er... :Whispers: 21! We are... I vote eighteen. What do you guys think?
Three years is "such" a big difference...
:Grins: I know. So. Eighteen it is. Out of school. Yay! Okay! Now! I want the next letter! "Papayas are not picture frames..." So true... :Sniffs: Such wisdom...
Okay...
Well, it is actually true... I want to read the next one. :Clears throat: "Can any of you swing dance?"
What's swing dancing again?
Let's skip that one!
Unfair! I had to read out a lousy question! I want another one!
Fine, go on Moony.
Thank you. :Dramatic bow: "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
Wood chuck's can't chuck wood? I thought wood chucks could chuck would like a wood chuck would.
Well, if a wood chuck can't chuck wood then it wouldn't be a wood chucking wood chuck chuck.
Woody could chuck wood like a real wood chuck. He chucked wood like a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood like a wood chuck.
This is getting out of control... ENOUGH WITH THE WOODCHUCKS!
No need to get at our throats, Evans. NEXT::Pets Woody: Don't worry about not being able to chuck wood like a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood...
I thought Woody could chuck wood...
Good point.
Can I do the next question?
Starting to come along... Sure Lily.
TIME'S UP! You can answer the first one next time, Evans!
:Glares at Sirius: I really hate you at the moment.
Don't even think of saying–
FEELING THE LOVE, EVANS! Okay... "So--"
:Glares:
Oh, yeah... Time's up folks! CHUCK WOOD LIKE A WOOD CHUCK SHOULD! Aloha, Sirius and the gang!
'And the gang'? I think not.
Too late! G'BYE FROM SIRIUS AND HIS GANG WHERE HE IS THE MOST POPULAR!
:Glares: