Oh, for the love of….
It was just like any other normal day for the villagers of the Hidden Village of Konoha. Everything seems to go pretty normal, even for the infamous Copy Ninja Kakashi who, as always, was being challenged for some useless competition by Maito Gai while reading the latest issue of Icha Icha Paradise.
"Neji…"
….
Yes, this is just one of those normal days where nothing is going to go wrong.
"Neji…"
…
"Neji."
…
"Nejiiiii!"
"WHAT?"
"…My stomach hurts…. Can we go home now?"
"Tenten, you're a ninja. It's a stomachache. Ignore it."
"But…"
"No buts."
"But Neji…"
"End of discussion."
….
…
"Neji?"
"What now?"
"I'm hurt."
"What do you mean you're hurt?"
"…I'm bleeding."
This caught Neji's attention. She was his teammate and he can't let anything bad happen to Tenten.
He stared at her. Hard.
"…Tenten, go home."
"But Neji, you said that the show of pain makes a ninja weak. And you also said that there is no stopping our unlimited training today."
"…Just go home Tenten."
"Neji… I don't even feel that much pain."
"…. Tenten, hasn't your parents taught you the… err… changes in becoming a woman?"
As the training grounds grew silent, Neji knew that the gods must really hate him for putting him into such an uncomfortable scene.
"Oh my youthful students, you must be very proud to know that I, Maito Gai, has once again defeated Kakashi in our annual 'Who-is-the-better-dancer Contest!'"
"Oh Gai-sensei, you are truly the best!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
And as Neji watched the very disturbing way of sharing love between the two green beasts of Konoha while still being pestered by Tenten about her bleeding, he made a very interesting fact: the gods really hate him today.
Ah, what a wonderful day in Konoha it is.