This is a parody fanfic that I wrote a while ago. My friend was going to do a series of oneshots and one of them was cats and it was super cute but I told her what should have happened and this is it.
I'm dedicating this to Olivia because it's a parody for her fanfic.
Percy, Annabeth, and their three kids were back in New Rome to see Frank and Hazelnuts' new baby girl named Titanium. They entered the mud and straw hut and Percabeth's kids jumped onto "Grandpa Frank." Hazelnuts walked across the one room holding Titanium. "Oooo! May I hold the baby?" asked Annabeth. "No," Hazelnuts replied. "You'll drop it." "No I won't. I swear it on the river of Pink Candy Goodness." "That's not even a river," Percy hissed in Annabeth's ear. "Shut up," Annabeth shouted at him. Hazelnuts reluctantly handed over the baby. Annabeth pulled back the blanket to look at the face of Titanium. She screamed and dropped the bundle. Hazelnuts reached out to grab it but she was too late. She reached the baby and unwrapped it. She looked at it for a second before falling over unconscious. All the adults gathered around the baby completely ignoring hazelnuts. The face was bloody and the baby was dead.