A/n: This is fic explaining Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma's story "Tohru's Stupid Dance". It is Hatori, talking about the powers of endorphins, dancing and chocolate...
Warning: Some techinal mumbo-jumbo but not much, and some research and studying was done for this story to take place
Hatori's Guide To Endorphins
Hatori sat down in front of the class that Tohru, Yuki and Kyo were in at Kaibara High. He opened a small book he had pulled from his pocket and cleared his throat.
"The endorphin," he read aloud, "Is a gene in the body which allows us to do many things."
"For one: it makes us happy"
Many students gave a puzzled look. This didn't do much, however.
Hatori looked at their faces and answered: "Dancing releases endorphins, endorphins make you happy. Happy people dance."
Yuki looked at Miss Honda, who was smiling stupidly (from all of the stupid dancing she had done, probably), and moved his desk away from hers, as to not be subject to this "happiness". He didn't want to ask her out to the prom... She would have too much endorphins...
Hatori cleared his throat again (he must have a cold) and continued.
"Endorphins can also give us the feeling of falling in love."
Many students turned pink at this discovery, few even pretended to puke.
Tohru looked at Kyo and blushed, but that's a different story.
Many students wanted to know why, no one asked, but Hatori told them anyway.
"Chocolate releases endorphins, endorphins give you the feeling of falling in love."
Then Kyo yelled: "DON'T EAT CHOCOLATE!" as to prove a point, which was missed by everyone else.
Hatori made a mental note to scold him when they got home... When was the questioned part.
Now Yuki definitely did not want to take Miss Honda to the prom. For her favourite food was chocolate and she loved to dance... Too much endorphins...
Out of all the ten minutes Hatori had to talk with them, that was all he could say...
Then he had to go and tell the exact same thing to Haru and Momiji's class, which, sadly, is another story, which I am not telling...
A/n: And that is why Tohru dances so stupidly and is so happy all the damned time! And why Yuki doesn't ever dance with her, in fact, why no one dances with her ('cept Momiji). So, that is my random explaination of endorphins, need anymore info on them... Go to "Googles" and type in endorphins...