A/N: okay, another new fic of KHR! Actually I got this from a video from my friend via Bluetooth. Too much swearing, though, keep out of 10 years below!
Bad word guys: the Italian guys who went to America
Basil's POV
One day my boss made me go to America and put me in a big hotel. In the morning I went for breakfast. I asked the waitress for two pieces of toast, but she only brings one piece. I said I want two pieces and she said 'Go to the toilet'. I said 'you no understand I wanna two pieces on my plate!' then she said 'you better not PISS on your plate, you son of a b*tch!'
I don't even know the lady and she calls me a son of a beach(?)!
Later I went to a restaurant. The waitress there gave me a spoon. Knife, but no fork.
I said I wanna fork. The waitress said 'everybody wants *ck.'
I said 'you no understand I wanna fork on my table!'
She says 'you better not f*ck on the table you son of a b*tch!'
So I returned in my room in my hotel. On the bed there's no sheet (blanket).
I said 'Call the manager! I'm telle him I wanna sheet!'
He says 'lksjgn ldjg'ne (translation: go to the toilet)' I say 'you no understand I wanna sheet on my bed!'
He says 'asklfbv layav algha;ig! (translation: you better NOT Sh*t on your bed you son of a b8tch!)
When I go to check out the man on the counter says, 'Peace on You!'
I said 'PISS ON YOU TOO YOU SON OF A BEACH (?)!'
I'm going back to Italia. Hallelujah.
A/N: there! Whaddaya think? I chose Basil because he have problem in normal speech. Later I'm gonna make Xanxus and Squalo's too, so please gimme some ideas!
And if you love this I'm gonna make the sequel Bad word babies: the Italian babies who went to China Starring the Arcobaleno! See ya~