You know you're Narutard when these things happen

by NZPavlova

Random list I wanted to submit. I really hope people find it funny. Constructive criticism is encouraged! Thank you! Oh, and since I forgot the disclaimer, it's gonna be in the summary. I don't own Naruto. There! Happy? I said it!

1. You run with your arms behind you.

2. You climb a tree claiming you focused chakra into your hands and feet.

3. You use Photoshop to edit a photo of you, putting your favourite characters in it with you.

4. You put -chan, -kun or -san at the ends of your friends' names.

5. You create a list like this.

6. You start calling your teacher "Sensei"

7. You call smart or lazy people "Shikamaru"

8. You use random quotes from the show in everyday language.

9. You use "Believe it!", "Dattebayo!", or "Jaan" at the end of some sentences.

10. You call your elders "(Insert name here)-sama"

11. You try to walk on water, nearly drowning yourself in the process.

12. You talk to your friends on MSN, AIM or AOL and tell them you have a group of Naruto characters with you.

Well, I could only think up 12, so sorry it's so short.
OK, for those of you that don't know, "Jaan" is Kankurou's thing.
And I've done #12. I do it all the time. Seriously! When I'm talking to one particular MSN contact, we both have certain people on our side. I have all the girls, plus Neji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Chouji, Kiba, and my three imaginary friends, Taki, Aki & Fuyu. I know. I'm insane. INSANE AND PROUD OF IT!!