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My take on how I think Obi Wan would have dealt with Anakin making the transition from beige to black...

"ANAKIN, WHY ARE YOU WEARING SITH ARMOUR?" Obi Wan screamed at his padawan.

"I'm not Master, these are my robes."

"They're black! Only Sith wear black."

"I'm the Chosen One. I can wear what I like."

"Anakin! How many times do I have to tell you, you can't use the Chosen One thing as a viable excuse."

"Yeah, but I had to deal with you growing a beard, so deal with it."

"A beard does not make me look like a Sith, Anakin." Obi Wan gritted his teeth.

"Count Dooku has a beard."

Obi Wan facepalmed he knew that this was clearly an argument that his padawan had thought through.

"Are you trying to turn to the darkside Anakin?" Anakin didn't reply. "ANAKIN?"

"No, Master." Anakin sighed, unenthusiastically.

"Good. Then wear some light coloured robes."

"I'm not wearing beige any more, Master. I hate that colour more than I hate sand."

"Anakin, Jedi do not hate."

"Whatever." Anakin muttered as he walked past Obi Wan to his quarters.

Obi Wan could hear the loud thump of bass-rich speakers.

"Anakin. You had better not be listening to Rammstein again." Obi Wan could not stand Anakin's music taste. He couldn't understand how music could sound so angry.

"No, Master. It's Fall Out Boy." All of a sudden Anakin began singing. "Light 'em up, up, up

I'm on fire-"

"Anakin if you don't shut up I will set you on fire."

"Master, don't say that."

"I'm being serious. Anakin Skywalker will die engulfed in flames." Obi Wan screaming maniacally.

"It sounds like you've been plotting this. Are you still mad about the robes?"

"Yes, Anakin. Black is not a colour the Jedi should use."

"You can't just ignore a colour, Master, that's wrong… and impossible."

Suddenly the speakers began blaring Rammstein.

"-Liebe ist fur alle da. Auch fur mich!" Anakin shouted at the top of his voice.

Obi Wan sighed and unplugged the speakers.

"Hey. What was that for?"

"Anakin, that music is the audio embodiment of the darkside, besides I don't like you listening to music in a different language."

Anakin sighed.

"Just use 3PO and it means 'love is for everyone, and for me'."

"Anakin, the Code-"

"Yeah I know. It's not like I'm gonna follow the lyrics."

"I hope not, the outcome would be disastrous, especially with you… veering towards the darkside."

"Master! Just because I'm wearing black doesn't makes me a Sith."

"I'm going to consult the Council on this."

"I already have-"

"WHUUT!"

"They said it was fine. Yoda said black suited me much more than beige, something about my eyes…"

Obi Wan turned away from his padawan. He would have to deal with this matter alone.

Who knew Anakin like Fall Out Boy and Rammstein….

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