Warning: Spoilery for the epic Season 3 finale--and crack.
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender.
A/N: (At the end of this fic)
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After Aang put out the fire that ravaged this part of the Earth Kingdom, he turned to look at the self-styled, defeated Phoenix King. Ozai was still lying on his back, still weak after Aang took away his Bending and from the look on his face, still enraged at his defeat.
Aang tilted his head to one side and studied the prone figure before him. A mischievous-looking grin slowly appeared on his face.
"What?" Ozai spat hoarsely.
Aang said nothing. He placed one foot forward and used it to hit the ground hard. Ozai felt the ground rumble and rise beneath him until a chair-like mound of earth set him into an upright sitting position. He attempted to get off, but two strips of earth erupted at his sides and pinned him to his chair.
"Going to finish me off, Airbender?!" Ozai growled.
"Nope," Aang replied, tightly-controlled amusement coloring his voice. The bald young monk ran to a place behind Ozai's back. Ozai was about to say something when he felt the hair on his head start to move.
Behind Ozai, Aang began to Bend the water in Ozai's hair. After Katara told them about Hama and what the old woman had taught her about getting water anywhere and Bloodbending, Aang had come up with an unusual alternative to Bloodbending, but he hadn't found the time or a suitable person to try it on—until now.
"YAAARGH!"
"Oops, sorry Fire Lord Ozai!" Aang said happily as he arranged the last hank of long hair into place. Somewhere above him he could hear the motors of a Fire Nation airship coming closer. Aang turned around and peered at the ship. He beamed widely when he saw Sokka waving at him from the window.
After parking the airship, a limping Sokka was helped out of it with Suki and Toph on either side of him. The threesome stopped abruptly when they took a good look at Ozai. Or rather, when Suki and Sokka took a good look at Ozai, but from the way Toph's sightless eyes widened, Aang knew that Toph had "absorbed" the results of his experiment.
Sokka's jaw dropped.
Suki asked, "Aang, what did you do to the Fire Lord?"
Toph tilted her head to the side. "I know it's him," she said carefully. "But he's weak and sitting up…and there's something on his head."
Sokka was laughing hysterically.
"I love his new hairdo!" Sokka yelped. He let Suki lead him closer to an immobilized Ozai. Ozai glared at the new arrivals who were gawking at his head.
"Do you like it?" Aang asked. He stood next to Ozai and gestured at the hair buns on the sides of Ozai's head. "I call this 'Two Mountains Lying on the Side'!"
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A/N: It started as a daydream. I wanted to draw Aang doing his Hairbending thing on Ozai, but after a few lame attempts on MS Paint, I dropped that idea and decided to put it in writing. Oh, and hair DOES have a certain amount of water in it. I hope you liked it!