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^That's the name, by the way.
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Disclaimer: Seriously, if I was anyone of any importance, would I be eating nothing but caffeine and sugar and be addicted to my computer? No. If I was of any importance (aka worth suing) I would be eating.... nothing.. and be addicted to various hallucinogenic drugs. So there. Apparently, I own nothing, much less the characters or the series Inuyasha, and--*falls asleep* I can't spell worth crap (especially in Japanese) Begin the FIC!
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"Where is that stupid girl?!" Inuyasha fumed, pacing back and forth, beginning to hint the color of his clothing. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Sesshoumaru appeared.
"Aye, Sesshoumaru-sama, where's that annoying little wench?"
"I don't know, Jaken. Shut up." Sesshoumaru stated boredly, flexing his claws in monotone anticipation.
"O-of course, Sesshoumaru-sama." Jaken stuttered out, shuffling into Out-of- Scene Land so as not to disturb the battle scene.
"Heh. Looks like it's just you and-" Inuyasha started, but was cut off suddenly.
"Inuyasha!" Miroku called from down the hill, with Sango in tow. The two brothers waited patiently for them to reach the top. "Inuyasha.why.didn't you tell us.you were fighting him.today.?" Miroku panted out, leaning on his knees for support. Inuyasha snorted disgustedly.
"I didn't want to interrupt you. You seemed to be a having a damned good time." Sesshoumaru wrinkled his nose at the thought of.well, we all know what he was thinking.
"H-how? What?" Sango blushed furiously; Miroku's cue to take over the explanation.
"No need to get defensive. Just cause you and Kagome-sama never-"
"Shut the hell up."
"Ok." Miroku backed off, preparing his kazaana. Sesshoumaru smirked slightly at the thought of the Saimyoushou poisoning the monk.
"Jaken." He said simply, expecting his servant to come running at his beck and call. "Jaken?" He turned, almost fearfully, to find a note in the dirt of the battlefield. "Bwahaha.I have your toad and little girl captive.bwahahaha." Sesshoumaru read aloud in monotone.
"What the hell?!" Inuyasha yelled as a pencil flew at his head, missing by mere millimeters. Sango caught it and pulled the note off.
"Bwahaha.I have your little friends captive.bwahahaha." She read aloud, struggling over the word "captive" since it had smudged somehow. "What are we going to do?" She asked desperately. "They have Kagome-chan!"
"Pay no heed to the note, Sango. It is a trap to get us to venture into Out- of-Scene Land." Miroku spoke up, taking Sango's hands in his own. "If we attempt to go there, the two lands will merge and be destroyed."
"Ke.You're full of shit." Inuyasha scoffed. "I'm gonna go. Who's with me?" Much to Inuyasha's surprise, the first person to step forward was none other than.Sesshoumaru. At the disbelieving stares the dignified youkai growled out,
"What? I've gotta have those damned Saimyoushou." Miroku glared death at Sesshoumaru, who returned the look with equal hatred.
"C'mon guys! We need to work together. If just this once." Sango demanded, putting herself between the two. When they didn't budge she added, "Besides, no one will know what happens unless some disgruntled fanfic writer decides to document it." Relieved, the two backed off and began their journey into Out-of-Scene Land. The others followed, of course.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"It's not fair! You can't do this to us!" Kagome screamed, struggling with her bondage. A cape-cladden figure hung in the shadows, chuckling softly.
"Who says I can't? This isn't In-Scene Land. I can do whatever I want."
"But we love each other! Doesn't that mean anything to you?" Kagome began to sob, but was quickly silenced by what was said next.
"You're not supposed to love HIM! NOT HIM!" The hooded creature screamed in rage.
"Then who am I supposed to love, hm?" Kagome demanded, finally making progress with the ropes holding her wrists together.
~Meanwhile, in Kinda-in-Scene Land~
"Where are we? It's so dreamlike." Sango wondered.
"Aren't we technically in In-Scene Land?" Inuyasha grumbled.
"Of course not. You have to decide to be in In-Scene Land to be in it."
"You're a fuckin idiot."
"What did you say, HANYOU?!"
"I dunno, FLUFFY!"
"THAT'S IT!"
As the brothers squared off for battle, Sango and Miroku discussed more important matters.
"Are they supposed to be acting like this?" Sango whispered, eyeing Inuyasha warily.
"No." Miroku whispered back, shrugging. "Maybe it's the altitude." Sango nodded, satisfied with that answer.
"What do we do? We can't let them fight." Sango whispered, raising her voice slightly. Miroku grinned madly as the perfect solution drilled its way through his skull. He grabbed Sango's face and gave her a good, long lasting tongue kiss.
"Oh, that's fuckin disgusting." Inuyasha commented, turning away from Sesshoumaru towards the couple.
"Humans.filthy creatures." Sesshoumaru agreed, also turning away from the impending battle.
"I've lost my will to fight." Inuyasha groaned.
"So have I." Sesshoumaru grimaced, both inwardly and out. Miroku and Sango took their fine time separating.
"Can we move on now?" Inuyasha whined pathetically. "I need to find Kagome and get this stupid side plot over with."
"Soon enough, I hope." Sesshoumaru chimed in from the back of the group. "I need something to pulverize."
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
Kagome watched patiently as their captor drifted off to sleep. After she heard the soft snoring and random twitch of an arm (yes, it was audible), she slipped her hands from the rope and untied her feet. Kirara mewed pitifully from the little metal cage she had been locked in. Kagome quickly let the little cat demon free. Kirara mewed again, then bounded from the quaint little cottage. After that, Kagome set everyone else free. Shippou, Kouga, and Jaken had been under anti-youkai spells, which had weakened them significantly.
"Oh! My back!" Jaken whined, popping his neck dramatically. Luckily, their captor was a very sound sleeper, for they did not awaken. Kouga quickly grabbed ahold of Kagome's hands.
"Ah, my dear Kagome. I'm so glad that you're alright." He sniffed the air incredulously. "Shit. I smell dog-turd. I'll be back for you!" With that, he sped off to who knows where to find Inuyasha and fight him for Kagome...again...
Shippou curled up and went to sleep.
~Meanwhile, in Kinda-in-Scene Land~
"That's the barrier." Miroku waved his staff in the direction of a huge, blotchy area ahead.
"Bout time." both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru mumbled in unison, realizing their mistake too late.
"You know.maybe you two should consider-" Sango started, but was cut off with a unanimous "NO!" From both parties. She instinctively looked to Miroku, who merely shrugged his shoulders. And the group trudged on.
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Wahahaha! It's to be continued! If it's crappy then I just won't update and ya'll will never know what happens next. Who does Kagome love? Who is she supposed to love? Who is her captor? Will Kouga find Inuyasha-tachi? Will Fluffy and Inu-kun make up and be good brothers? Where the heck is Myouga? Where'd the kidnapper find a cottage? What about Rin? Too many questions..too little time (and brain juices)! ^_^
Review kindly, por favor!
^That's the name, by the way.
~~~
Disclaimer: Seriously, if I was anyone of any importance, would I be eating nothing but caffeine and sugar and be addicted to my computer? No. If I was of any importance (aka worth suing) I would be eating.... nothing.. and be addicted to various hallucinogenic drugs. So there. Apparently, I own nothing, much less the characters or the series Inuyasha, and--*falls asleep* I can't spell worth crap (especially in Japanese) Begin the FIC!
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"Where is that stupid girl?!" Inuyasha fumed, pacing back and forth, beginning to hint the color of his clothing. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Sesshoumaru appeared.
"Aye, Sesshoumaru-sama, where's that annoying little wench?"
"I don't know, Jaken. Shut up." Sesshoumaru stated boredly, flexing his claws in monotone anticipation.
"O-of course, Sesshoumaru-sama." Jaken stuttered out, shuffling into Out-of- Scene Land so as not to disturb the battle scene.
"Heh. Looks like it's just you and-" Inuyasha started, but was cut off suddenly.
"Inuyasha!" Miroku called from down the hill, with Sango in tow. The two brothers waited patiently for them to reach the top. "Inuyasha.why.didn't you tell us.you were fighting him.today.?" Miroku panted out, leaning on his knees for support. Inuyasha snorted disgustedly.
"I didn't want to interrupt you. You seemed to be a having a damned good time." Sesshoumaru wrinkled his nose at the thought of.well, we all know what he was thinking.
"H-how? What?" Sango blushed furiously; Miroku's cue to take over the explanation.
"No need to get defensive. Just cause you and Kagome-sama never-"
"Shut the hell up."
"Ok." Miroku backed off, preparing his kazaana. Sesshoumaru smirked slightly at the thought of the Saimyoushou poisoning the monk.
"Jaken." He said simply, expecting his servant to come running at his beck and call. "Jaken?" He turned, almost fearfully, to find a note in the dirt of the battlefield. "Bwahaha.I have your toad and little girl captive.bwahahaha." Sesshoumaru read aloud in monotone.
"What the hell?!" Inuyasha yelled as a pencil flew at his head, missing by mere millimeters. Sango caught it and pulled the note off.
"Bwahaha.I have your little friends captive.bwahahaha." She read aloud, struggling over the word "captive" since it had smudged somehow. "What are we going to do?" She asked desperately. "They have Kagome-chan!"
"Pay no heed to the note, Sango. It is a trap to get us to venture into Out- of-Scene Land." Miroku spoke up, taking Sango's hands in his own. "If we attempt to go there, the two lands will merge and be destroyed."
"Ke.You're full of shit." Inuyasha scoffed. "I'm gonna go. Who's with me?" Much to Inuyasha's surprise, the first person to step forward was none other than.Sesshoumaru. At the disbelieving stares the dignified youkai growled out,
"What? I've gotta have those damned Saimyoushou." Miroku glared death at Sesshoumaru, who returned the look with equal hatred.
"C'mon guys! We need to work together. If just this once." Sango demanded, putting herself between the two. When they didn't budge she added, "Besides, no one will know what happens unless some disgruntled fanfic writer decides to document it." Relieved, the two backed off and began their journey into Out-of-Scene Land. The others followed, of course.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"It's not fair! You can't do this to us!" Kagome screamed, struggling with her bondage. A cape-cladden figure hung in the shadows, chuckling softly.
"Who says I can't? This isn't In-Scene Land. I can do whatever I want."
"But we love each other! Doesn't that mean anything to you?" Kagome began to sob, but was quickly silenced by what was said next.
"You're not supposed to love HIM! NOT HIM!" The hooded creature screamed in rage.
"Then who am I supposed to love, hm?" Kagome demanded, finally making progress with the ropes holding her wrists together.
~Meanwhile, in Kinda-in-Scene Land~
"Where are we? It's so dreamlike." Sango wondered.
"Aren't we technically in In-Scene Land?" Inuyasha grumbled.
"Of course not. You have to decide to be in In-Scene Land to be in it."
"You're a fuckin idiot."
"What did you say, HANYOU?!"
"I dunno, FLUFFY!"
"THAT'S IT!"
As the brothers squared off for battle, Sango and Miroku discussed more important matters.
"Are they supposed to be acting like this?" Sango whispered, eyeing Inuyasha warily.
"No." Miroku whispered back, shrugging. "Maybe it's the altitude." Sango nodded, satisfied with that answer.
"What do we do? We can't let them fight." Sango whispered, raising her voice slightly. Miroku grinned madly as the perfect solution drilled its way through his skull. He grabbed Sango's face and gave her a good, long lasting tongue kiss.
"Oh, that's fuckin disgusting." Inuyasha commented, turning away from Sesshoumaru towards the couple.
"Humans.filthy creatures." Sesshoumaru agreed, also turning away from the impending battle.
"I've lost my will to fight." Inuyasha groaned.
"So have I." Sesshoumaru grimaced, both inwardly and out. Miroku and Sango took their fine time separating.
"Can we move on now?" Inuyasha whined pathetically. "I need to find Kagome and get this stupid side plot over with."
"Soon enough, I hope." Sesshoumaru chimed in from the back of the group. "I need something to pulverize."
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
Kagome watched patiently as their captor drifted off to sleep. After she heard the soft snoring and random twitch of an arm (yes, it was audible), she slipped her hands from the rope and untied her feet. Kirara mewed pitifully from the little metal cage she had been locked in. Kagome quickly let the little cat demon free. Kirara mewed again, then bounded from the quaint little cottage. After that, Kagome set everyone else free. Shippou, Kouga, and Jaken had been under anti-youkai spells, which had weakened them significantly.
"Oh! My back!" Jaken whined, popping his neck dramatically. Luckily, their captor was a very sound sleeper, for they did not awaken. Kouga quickly grabbed ahold of Kagome's hands.
"Ah, my dear Kagome. I'm so glad that you're alright." He sniffed the air incredulously. "Shit. I smell dog-turd. I'll be back for you!" With that, he sped off to who knows where to find Inuyasha and fight him for Kagome...again...
Shippou curled up and went to sleep.
~Meanwhile, in Kinda-in-Scene Land~
"That's the barrier." Miroku waved his staff in the direction of a huge, blotchy area ahead.
"Bout time." both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru mumbled in unison, realizing their mistake too late.
"You know.maybe you two should consider-" Sango started, but was cut off with a unanimous "NO!" From both parties. She instinctively looked to Miroku, who merely shrugged his shoulders. And the group trudged on.
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Wahahaha! It's to be continued! If it's crappy then I just won't update and ya'll will never know what happens next. Who does Kagome love? Who is she supposed to love? Who is her captor? Will Kouga find Inuyasha-tachi? Will Fluffy and Inu-kun make up and be good brothers? Where the heck is Myouga? Where'd the kidnapper find a cottage? What about Rin? Too many questions..too little time (and brain juices)! ^_^
Review kindly, por favor!