Title: Hail and Damon

Author: R Dimeria

Email: Forestelf77@hotmail.com

Rating: 18

Spoilers: VD

Summary: Damon visits an old friend to ask a small favor

regarding Stefan.

Disclaimers: All of the VD charcters as well as NW belong to LJ

Smith. All non-LJ Smith characters are mine. But considering I'm

borrowing hers, you can borrow mine, just maybe drop me a line

first.

WARNING: m/m slash (as in guys with guys in the homosexual sense).

Helena pronounced HAy- lAy- Nah, Ahren pronounced Ah- Ren

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Part 1

Hail reclined back in his chair, his long legs stretched out. He

stared at Damon through narrowed eyes. A slight grimace

marring his delicate features.

"So let me get this straight" Hail spoke slowly, his English

accent barily noticible. Damon nodded at the slighter boy.

"You want me to seduce-I mean "entertain" your brother, so you

can get some blonde bimbo in bed?" Hail ran his hands through his

hair, giving him more of a dishelved but crazily sexual look about

him.

"That's the long and short of it yes" Damon replied casually, as

if he just asked Hail to get him a drink.

"And you don't find this wrong? Him being your brother and me

being well, dammit Damon" Hail felt his patience wear thin, and

finally snapped. "If you want someone to screw him, you should get

Ahren, I just don't do that with boys"

"Like hell" Damon, "You are as male centered as they come"

"But, he's a nice, slightly disturbed maybe, but nice BOY! Get

Ahren do it, he'll probably think it grand, he loves virgins and

saints and well, anyone really. . . .Ahren is a bit of a slut"

Hail finished laughing softly. "I should give him call later....."

"Yes, and if I get Ahren here, he'll want to have sex with

EVERYONE. And I just don't need a five thousand year old vampire

with a huge libido running around trying, (and succeeding) to

seduce anything that moves." Damon said standing up looking

frustrated at Hail.

"Fine, whatever, why not? I'm probably going to Hell anyway."

"Tomorrow then, we leave to pay a visit to my dear sweet little

brother." Damon said with a very erotic smile, then leaned over

and kissed Hail hard on the mouth.

"Tomorrow" Hail said as he let Damon out. Great. . .now I've got

to find a way to seduce some poor sap. Poor Stef, doesn't have a

chance. Hail thought to him self, and then holding up a bottle of

Vodka toasted with the air: "Goodluck St. Stefan, You're Gonna

need it."